I've ripped my pants

You've ripped your pants... so what? Surely you're wearing something over them like shorts, jeans, tracksuit bottoms and you haven't ripped them too? If you've ripped those too then do what some of the others said in this thread and use your phone to call someone.

Edit: just realised, if you meant pants as in trousers, then you realise that you're posting on a UK forum? But then surely you're still wearing pants/underwear under them!
 
wesimmo said:
Which pub are you in? I'm in the Toon, I'm not going to help but I will pop in and try and get a photo to post here!
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I was up at monument in the grey. Im down in the pitcher and piano now. I'm the guy with the ill fitting tartan chinos (no joke). Never going commando again. had a good poo as well, so im well happy now. ill tell the grand kids about this one.
 
3drealm said:
I was up at monument in the grey. Im down in the pitcher and piano now. I'm the guy with the ill fitting tartan chinos (no joke). Never going commando again. had a good poo as well, so im well happy now. ill tell the grand kids about this one.
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I love a happy ending :p
 
Ill will post pending pants pic when i get home, bcos steaming now. i changed in the lavs when no one was about, the bar was on differnet levels and the people had left. me arse feels really nice though. dunno why.
 
3drealm said:
Ill will post pending pants pic when i get home, bcos steaming now. i changed in the lavs when no one was about, the bar was on differnet levels and the people had left. me arse feels really nice though. dunno why.
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Wait so matey brought you some new trousers but NO PANTS? If you rip the new troos as well, you deserve everything you get :mad:
 
Pawnless Endgame said:
You've ripped your pants... so what? Surely you're wearing something over them like shorts, jeans, tracksuit bottoms and you haven't ripped them too? If you've ripped those too then do what some of the others said in this thread and use your phone to call someone.

Edit: just realised, if you meant pants as in trousers, then you realise that you're posting on a UK forum? But then surely you're still wearing pants/underwear under them!
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We call them pants up north. Otherwise how do you explain 'underpants'?


I know the ops feels only too well. I was working in a house and knelt down to measure a skirting board and heard a tear then looked down and my pants (trousers) were completely torn from crotch to my ankle. Luckily I was wearing pants under my pants, or underpants if you will.

I glued them back together with super glue and activator and they held up for the rest of the day.
 
CBA to go through 3 pages;

Pants - american for trousers

Pants - something your wear as a child before dropping testicles

Which ?

EDIT : Just realised that the last option is going to make me look a weirdo groomer - damn beer
 
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