Man of Honour
You shouldn't abort a baby and you shouldn't put your peepee into another man's botbot, at least not in purpose. Looks like most of GD are doomed.
All you need is a good lawyer-linguist to cast reasonable doubt on the interpretation of uncertain text of uncertain age in an imperfectly understood language in an imperfectly understood cultural context. Not guilty my lord, case dismissed, no hell for you!