Security guard (The Brighton cat killer) to face trial over spate of fatal attacks on cats

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Are these numbers based on actual sentences or are they just made up? If you got 20 years for robbing a bank you would serve 10 years in prison and 10 years on licence. Unless theres a reason for that licence to be revoked.

When given a life sentence you also get a minimum term spent in prison. The average prisoner given a life sentence spends 16.5 years in prison. That was from 2018 stats.


You know something, growing up when I stated above up and having to watch the news as my dad was till it was done and I could then change channels to watch cartoons or such (one TV in the home back in those days) so I did pick up some stories and those numbers stuck in my head along with the IRA and Moors murders frequently in the news (even though the later was was years before).

This topic is about cats being killed BTW so I am done with this convo.
 
He does look familiar but then again we all have a doppelganger, he could be one of many people i pass in the street, esp. as bald he will look similar to many baldies.
 
Probably won't even go to prison, suspended sentence and a fine.

If the victims families are anything like the Cat people I know, he would need to be put in protective custody!

He wouldn't leave the courthouse alive if he tried to leave by the front door as a free Man!

(Only half joking! :eek: )
 
He does look familiar but then again we all have a doppelganger, he could be one of many people i pass in the street, esp. as bald he will look similar to m
any baldies.

I bet everyone non white thinks they all look alike, Ethan Hawke syndrome. On a serious note though cats are a problem. Two summers ago we were plagued by feral cats. The lady behind me feeds them. Ffs and they fell into my garden. Well the momma cat was there for hours and hissing when i opened the door. I already got bitten by a cat so no thanks on a second time.

And another time, I left the BBQ for a ****, When i came back a cat was going after the meat on the side. I mean i would have shot that cat i was well in my rights to murder it. The truth is cats can be a real problem, Especially when people let them roam wild and be pets. But thier apparantly protected?


Thats a BS law, Where a cat can roam into the garden, Steal food, Urinate or the momma cat attacking you. I said this before if dogs can be controlled then cats need to be too. They are not dogs or nice pets at the end of the day roaming cats are wildlife killers. Something like 11 billion birds was it that cat owners indirectly had a hand in the murder of? :p
 
He does look familiar but then again we all have a doppelganger, he could be one of many people i pass in the street, esp. as bald he will look similar to many baldies.

Jonjo Shelvey?

People like this naturally have a screw loose. But I can understand the feeling for doing it if provoked as per the post above.
 
Jonjo Shelvey?

People like this naturally have a screw loose. But I can understand the feeling for doing it if provoked as per the post above.

Thier cute, But so is baby Hitler. :p

A house cat is what we had, And i think that is a better solution granted she could not roam or kill but she has a great secure life alongside the indoor rabbit.
 
Reckon the bloke will get an hiding if he gets put away. Won’t be segregated like rapists or nonces, but animal cruelty is another crime that many inmates take particular umbrage to.
 
Jonjo Shelvey?

People like this naturally have a screw loose. But I can understand the feeling for doing it if provoked as per the post above.
Agree actually... Must be something not quite right for him to actually go through with it but can see why people don't like cats!

[devil's advocate] I find it a bit ironic that people feel so strongly about people killing cats when cats themselves kill all sorts of birds, small mammals etc. Could argue the guy was actually saving animal lives [/devil's advocate]
 
Agree actually... Must be something not quite right for him to actually go through with it but can see why people don't like cats!

[devil's advocate] I find it a bit ironic that people feel so strongly about people killing cats when cats themselves kill all sorts of birds, small mammals etc. Could argue the guy was actually saving animal lives [/devil's advocate]
Cats are hunters that live on instinct. They haven’t the power of thought like we have to decide what’s right or wrong, they just go on instinct. It’s a silly comparison.
 
They haven’t the power of thought like we have to decide what’s right or wrong,

Neither do we really.

"Right and Wrong" is a cultural concept, not an absolute one.

they just go on instinct.

As do we, I suspect rather more often than is really comfortable for many people to really think about! :/

(See sociobiology and consider the "Baby P" type scenario with the behaviour of Lions when a new Male takes over a pride with existing young Cubs that were sired by the previous male that had been driven off!)

:/
 
Probably get three months in prison

He should serve them in a cage of young tigers, ones still learning how to hunt, who’ll play for hours with him, pinning him down, then releasing him, only to chase him again, and stroke his bald head with their claws, maybe he’ll last a week, if he survives ten days, let him out with time served, see if he fancies having another go at killing cats.
 
Neither do we really.

"Right and Wrong" is a cultural concept, not an absolute one.



As do we, I suspect rather more often than is really comfortable for many people to really think about! :/

(See sociobiology and consider the "Baby P" type scenario with the behaviour of Lions when a new Male takes over a pride with existing young Cubs that were sired by the previous male that had been driven off!)

:/

They rely solely for meat as nutrition pure predator. This is why i advocate a vegetarian doggo (many on youtube) is the best pet a human can find. They are more emotionally wired towards humans as well.


Cats are cold killers thats the popular persona and stereotype cats are cold and feline and dogs are friendly but humorous and dumb.
 
We should probably wait until he’s found guilty first before we start proposing unpleasant feline related methods of disposal.


Of course, True!

However!

Whenever these sorts of cases come up (Which they do, far too frequently really! :mad: :mad: :mad:) , a little fantacy always comes into my mind....

There I am, Judge delivering sentence.

Black Hanky on head, "Mr Tiddles" sitting Purring on my lap (Like Blofeld from the Bond movies...)

After a longggg glare at the convicted, quiet conversation ensues....

Mr Tiddles, he isnt a very nice man is he...?

(Purrrr, Proot)

No he isnt is he...?

(Purrrr, Proot)

I think we should have Great Uncle Khan from Longleat invite him round for dinner!

(Purrrr, Proot)

Yes I am sure that He that would go down well!

(Purrrrrrrrr!)

:cool:
 
I would personally have him staked to the ground starfish style, in the middle of Cat Island Japan, and have catnip sprayed on his genitals every half hour for 6 months.
 
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