Its a bit miserable in here
- Thread starter Slam62
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Part with fewer Brits
My man. My girlfriend was Portuguese, she took me to Albufeira for a laugh, I still wake up in a cold sweat remembering it sometimes.
Was?
Yes, she's no longer my girlfriend after exposing me to the Brits in Albufeira.
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Bit of work in the garden this morning, now spending some time with the little one so my wife can focus on reupholstering the two remaining dining chairs before we have family round on Monday.
She now forms part of the basement concrete floor
Lol
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I'm dropping wife and kid at outlaws so you're welcome to come round and help me sink sockets in the wall
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How far have I gotta drive? I just took the scenic route through LutonI'm dropping wife and kid at outlaws so you're welcome to come round and help me sink sockets in the wall
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If the labour is free I'll pick you up from Luton myselfHow far have I gotta drive? I just took the scenic route through Luton
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Had a nightmare drive to the in laws; got stuck about 100 cars behind a major crash which saw us standstill for almost 2hours. Got there, had a sausage sandwich, and then boomeranged back. Real brown trouser moment as my fuel guage went to zero/nil/nada/zilch. Managed to get some good cush just in time to have a play with a Golf R. They were pretty neck and neck from a rolling race starting at 60mph
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I don't understand this sentenceIf the labour is free I'll pick you up from Luton myself
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Had a nightmare drive to the in laws; got stuck about 100 cars behind a major crash which saw us standstill for almost 2hours. Got there, had a sausage sandwich, and then boomeranged back. Real brown trouser moment as my fuel guage went to zero/nil/nada/zilch. Managed to get some good cush just in time to have a play with a Golf R. They were pretty neck and neck from a rolling race starting at 60mph
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Nowt wrong with being a miserable old sod mate... join the club
I enjoy wandering in the sun too but also don't rule out, snow, sleat, storms, rain all good fun
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I don't understand this sentence
You know yer old when yer not down wiht the hip kids these days!
Wanna come for a walk with us mate, I think it's raining
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I don't understand this sentence
Cush in this instance referred to premium fuel (y).Would have loved to have seen one fly, amazing machine.
Well, tidied the front garden to keep up appearances, the back garden tomorrow to keep her happy. Did my back in though so that's enough of that twee gardening ******** for the day. Time to neck some whiskey and listen to some Zeppelin for the rest of the evening.