Write a lie about the poster above!

steve-h · 27 Nov 2011 at 02:37

Doesn't like to fap to Michael Bolton.

stigggeh · 27 Nov 2011 at 02:43

is ace !

TheMightyTen · 27 Nov 2011 at 02:44

Has Bolton's fap in a jar by their bed.

stigggeh · 27 Nov 2011 at 02:46

hates necrophilia

snapdragon · 27 Nov 2011 at 03:41

collects empty butter wrappers

Gunni Parker · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:12

Told a chimp in Chester zoo to buy butter from the author of this post.

sHo0sH · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:15

Goes through the forums with most recent posts first

ODuffer · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:19

@sHo0sH Wears Netto bags as socks.

dave28 · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:25

has a shrine for carol vorderman is his closet

come to think of it I might make one myself

Mercenary Keyboard Warrior · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:34

Has a topless picture of Nigel Farage on his duvet

sidimmu · 11 Mar 2025 at 13:37

Refuses to write via a keyboard...

Vidar · 12 Mar 2025 at 00:12

Won single combat against a queen wasp by adopting his best boxing stance, and pooping through it's letterbox.

ivrytwr3 · 12 Mar 2025 at 11:00

Has never had cause to batter drunken yobs.

Gunni Parker · 12 Mar 2025 at 11:36

Was observed to have shattered a ruler with the ability to fire pigeon poop out of his nose.

RxR · 12 Mar 2025 at 12:15

Ate humble pie for a pocket rocket

Chrisc · 12 Mar 2025 at 12:22

Uses Dial up internet to watch porn.

Junglist · 12 Mar 2025 at 12:25

Absolutely tucks it in when looking in the mirror in his birthday suit just to wonder what it would be like

sidimmu · 12 Mar 2025 at 12:33

Scalped all the 50'series cards with a large array of bots and stolen credit cards....

mejinks · 12 Mar 2025 at 14:19

Makes figurines of star wars characters in compromising positions

K.C. Leblanc · 12 Mar 2025 at 23:36

Eats chocolate digestives with lime pickle.