The sauce to end all sauce …

Mobius 1 · Saturday at 11:34

Quartz said:
Shellfish.

Woah. I’m totally not selfish. Calm it down.

Quartz · Saturday at 11:41

Mobius 1 said:
Calm it down.

I guess I'll clam up then.

Darkpilgrim · Saturday at 11:45

Quartz said:
I guess I'll clam up then.

Don't make me muscle in on this :cry:

Mobius 1 · Saturday at 11:46

You don’t need to be so-fish-ticated to enjoy good seafood humor.

Mobius 1 · Saturday at 11:48

Darkpilgrim said:
Don't make me muscle in on this

Curried mussels though?

Ice Tea · Saturday at 12:25

I remember a few years ago people going crazy for the Great British Sauce Company, they no longer exist?

Bint Box · Saturday at 15:28

Quartz said:
Shellfish.

The come in a shell and from the sea.
Dunno what that defines 'em as but a fat juicy whelk with tabasco on it is heaven, almost on a par with curried whelks.

Bint Box · Saturday at 15:29

Mobius 1 said:
Curried mussels though?

Why not, trouble is they aint got the "body" and substance of a whelk to stand a slow simmer in a curry mix.

Mobius 1 · Saturday at 15:32

Bint Box said:
Why not, trouble is they aint got the "body" and substance of a whelk to stand a slow simmer in a curry mix.

This is getting heavy. But thank you. I don’t generally like seafood or shellfish. You say whelk, but what about limpets

BUDFORCE · Saturday at 15:39

Bint Box said:
The come in a shell and from the sea.
Dunno what that defines 'em as but a fat juicy whelk with tabasco on it is heaven, almost on a par with curried whelks.

Deep fried oysters for me.

I used to live in a flat above a fish and chip shop and they did deep fried oysters.

mattyg · Saturday at 15:44

We picked up a Heinz fried chicken sauce for giggles. It takes just like fried chicken... Which is just plain wrong... Without any actual fried chicken

Mr Badger · Saturday at 15:54

mattyg said:
We picked up a Heinz fried chicken sauce for giggles. It takes just like fried chicken... Which is just plain wrong... Without any actual fried chicken

I haven't actually tried it so I'm going out on a limb here. But isn't it a sauce to have with chicken, rather than one that is supposed to taste of chicken?

mattyg · Saturday at 17:53

Mr Badger said:
I haven't actually tried it so I'm going out on a limb here. But isn't it a sauce to have with chicken, rather than one that is supposed to taste of chicken?

Its with the Ketchups. It literally tastes like Fried chicken.
Which when you dip a chip in it really fries your brain

Heinz Morley's Fried Chicken Sauce 420g

Buy Heinz Morley's Fried Chicken Sauce 420g online with Heinz

heinztohome.co.uk

Mobius 1 · Saturday at 20:01

Sounds awful. I think Heinz is out of ideas. Maybe they need me in their R&D department.