Unsexy instruments

Zefan · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:41

Lysander said:
How would you play it at the same time though?

Lysander

If you were clever, with your ass.

Andelusion · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:42

The Crumhorn

Mat · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:43

Andelusion said:
The Crumhorn

ROFL! my sister used to play one of those !!

Lysander · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:45

Andelusion said:
The Crumhorn

That's the nearest she'll get to blowing anyone else's instrument.

Andelusion · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:45

Mat said:
ROFL! my sister used to play one of those !!

Hahaha looooser

agw_01 · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:46

Zefan said:
You mean like this?

You need to see yourself some Dragonforce live!

lol, the Yamaha one of those was ace! My Dad had a few demo videos from when he used to manage a Tandy store and OMG... I remeber watching them hundreds of times when I was a kid

I wanted one but never got one

ROFL @ the Crumhorn. That is win!

Mat · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:47

Andelusion said:
Hahaha looooser

It was about 20 years ago. They sound really medieval, bit like a large Kazoo...

LawfordLass · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:47

Lysander said:
We were just talking at work about instruments which either sound downright unsexy or that it would be hard to play in a titilating way.

So far we've got the basoon, trombone, tuba and accordian. Any more?

First of all it's Accordion not Accordian...

Secondly it is completely possible to play it in a 'titillating' way - I should know, I've played Accordion for almost 22 years now... so there

Zefan · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:50

Kyzia said:
I should know, I've played Accordion for almost 22 years now... so there

But you're female.

Guys will give any reason for wanting sex apart from "I am a man, I want your goodies".

Lysander · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:51

You don't need a reason for wanting sex.

And girls will give lots of reasons not to have sex...

I'm tired
My lips are dry
I'm cold
I ate too much
My head hurts

CAN'T WE JUST HUG

Andelusion · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:52

The Jingling Johnny

Yes, that's right kids, come and play with a Jingling Johnny.

It's basically a stick with bells and stuff on that you bang on the ground

You can tie stuff to it too

(Like ribbons).

InsomniaCalls · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:52

I was going to say Cello but it would depend on the woman.

Zefan · 4 Jan 2007 at 16:55

I my god I hate this

Lysander said:
I'm tired - Like you put any effort in anyway!
My lips are dry - Won't be after I'm done with you.
I'm cold - Has sex ever failed to warm you up?!
I ate too much - Well eat less you fat ****.
My head hurts - Bull****

CAN'T WE JUST HUG - Eat ****, I want sex.

Vixen · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:07

Arsey said:
Oboe is officially the Worst Sound Ever!

You've obviously never heard a good oboe player. It's a beautiful instrument.

I've never met an attractive piper or accordion player, so I'd have to go with them as unsexy

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Zefan · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:09

Vixen said:
You've obviously never heard a good oboe player.

Sorry, I am but young.

Feel free to play my Oboe at any time

Cuchulain · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:12

Stylophone!

Siliconslave · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:13

the recorder - no matter how good you are at it it still reminds everyone of primary school music lessons far to much to be considered a proper instrument and thus be considered sexy.

Tennor sax isn't as good as it seems either, tis so damn loud its hardly intiment, although it can sound very sexy

Lysander · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:15

Arsey · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:31

Vixen said:
You've obviously never heard a good oboe player. It's a beautiful instrument.

College band... You can guess

MasterMike · 4 Jan 2007 at 17:32

I was about to say the theremin, but thinking about it....

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