Unsexy instruments

Basses are sexy, but 12 string basses are not.

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12 string bases are pointless. Anything above 5 strings just seems *****.

EDIT - is that a six string in your signature? :p

No swearing
 
Drums, piccolo and the recorder.

Siliconeslave - the recorder can be quite difficult when something more challenging is being played on it. We have had to learn it as part of our music degree at uni and I find it relatively difficult eventhough I can play flute to diploma standard and also the clarinet and they are similar in some ways. I may practice it a bit as I have a practical exam for it next week :(.

I disagree about the trombone being unsexy though. Think of all the slides and other cool sounds it can make :cool:
 
matthew_o50 said:
Drums, piccolo and the recorder.

Siliconeslave - the recorder can be quite difficult when something more challenging is being played on it. We have had to learn it as part of our music degree at uni and I find it relatively difficult eventhough I can play flute to diploma standard and also the clarinet and they are similar in some ways. I may practice it a bit as I have a practical exam for it next week :(.

i know :) my housemate used to play it to grade 8 standard, kinda impressive yet very worrying. He could also play purple rain on it which was just nutty and very very wrong!
 
Zefan said:
You mean like this?

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You need to see yourself some Dragonforce live!

Seen them live about 6 times or more. Keytar is ultimate in cheesetastic, but in no way can be made to be intimate :p

SiriusB
 
Vixen said:
You've obviously never heard a good oboe player. It's a beautiful instrument.

I've never met an attractive piper or accordion player, so I'd have to go with them as unsexy :p.


Totally agree about the Oboe, it can be lovely if played correctly...


As for Accordionists, I know around 100+ of them and I have to admit that not many are particularly attractive and some are downright repulsive... (think of Waynetta Slob and you're not far from the looks of a certain person I know of)

But some of us are ok (I hope!), my fiancé certainly hasn't got any complaints about me... ;)

Also, for those of you with imagination - the proper position for sitting whilst playing Accordion is with your legs apart... can be very sexy with the right person!!
 
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