The world has gone post apocalyptic: What skills do you bring to the table?

Soldato
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Basic chemistry, biology and physics, to make weapons and know how to launch them.
I'm not a bad diy'er so could build, and farm.
Basic to intermediate mechanical skills.
Trained fighting knowledge if I need to amass and army of ninjas.
I can work out almost anything without instructions :D
Born leadership/dictator skills
No remorse or fear of killing and death (when the jobs needs doing in apocoloto style warfare)

If it's zombie apocalypse then I would have those hungry dead on lock down. :D
If it's me vs other humans, you better run.

so the world has almost eneded through wars and you want to start another one? :D the last thing i'd want is a gun
 
Soldato
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so the world has almost eneded through wars and you want to start another one? :D the last thing i'd want is a gun

If I need to hold down an Asda Macgyver/Ateam style with my possie of bitches, so I can eat and you guys can starve in the radioactive wasteland, then helllz yeah. :D
 
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I have access to many cars and their keys, these include top of the range 4x4's which I assume will.be required due to not having much road infrastructure left.

I am also a very good lover so will be able to keep the lady's busy ;).


Failing that, I am a bit on the Podgy side so I can be a family's 3 meals a day until the crops take hold (liking this idea less than my previous)
 
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Assuming that current invaluable technology becomes scarce (guns, cars...):
Breeding animals for food.
Falconry.
A little martial arts.
Primitive weapons crafting.
Long distance travel on foot.
Big (tall).
Biology.
Also potential dictator.

I think all job applications and CVs should include a post apocalyptic skills section.
 
Soldato
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If I need to hold down an Asda Macgyver/Ateam style with my possie of bitches, so I can eat and you guys can starve in the radioactive wasteland, then helllz yeah. :D

i'd have to make my self a gun just to stop you taking over..

cant see it being too hard to make..
 
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I can put out fires simply by staring them down.

Serionsly (;)) though, I am a pretty good first aider and served my time as a joiner before joining the Fire Service. I would be capable of building shelters for anyone who needed one. A decade of working as a steward also allows me to control situations and defuse them fairly well.

All round capable guy.

What station you posted at Eddie? Guessing its Strathclyde somewhere. Im in Central.
 
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