My Christmas has been ruined

McBain · 24 Dec 2015 at 09:52

You should have 'compensated' her for her time, after all she could've been chatting up someone willing to pay up

Derek W · 24 Dec 2015 at 09:54

Clearly the OP missed a trick here. He should have paid her to do the deed, but added in an extra bit. Made it into a porno and set up a pay per view website, she'd get her 22k in no time and he'd take a small charge for setting it all up and get his £100 initial investment back

SS-89 · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:02

Jesus get a grip, of all the things to keep you 'up at night' this would rank fairly low down the list.

esoteric · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:03

I don't carry cash. Does she take debit cards?

Naff8000 · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:09

OP pls I only get £50 for shagging mingers. Worry about me tonight.

SC0TTRS · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:15

robgmun said:
Ah..um!

https://twitter.com/DemiRoseMawby

I doubt the girl he was talking to was remotely this attractive, and if she was i would have diffenently coughed up the 100

As for the OP, if this really 'ruined' his christmas then he has much bigger underlying problems he should be worried about

"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

VoG · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:40

kitkat9933 said:
It's upset me that much that I wasn't able to sleep last night and can't get it out of my head, so I thought I would come to GD for some guidance as my Christmas has been ruined.

Help me GD.

The last time my Christmas was ruined was when my mum died suddenly just before Christmas but looking back at it I realise it just doesn't compare to your trials & tribulations last night, be strong OP, be strong...

lurkio · 24 Dec 2015 at 10:41

SC0TTRS said:
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"

lols

jimjamuk · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:08

10/10 is a finger and toes count??

Spook187 · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:09

What you must realize op is most women are like crabs, they are opportunists in this world, not worth getting upset over

CosmicClown · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:20

OP sounds like a naive teen?

Women be wh0res. This has been known for millenia.

Janesy B · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:21

Poor OP has been exposed to the harsh realities of the real world.

linktoinsanity · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:22

Spook187 said:
What you must realize op is most women are like crabs, they are opportunists in this world, not worth getting upset over

Well, she probably has crabs...

Especially if she slept with that many guys happy to pay for it. I do not know why this would ruin your Christmas OP. I'd feel sorry for her yes, but would not get upset about it.

BlackCoat2k10 · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:26

Got her number?

I always feel like I could help people achieve their goals in life...

haaammit · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:26

russell664 said:
Groupon

Grope-on?

Captain · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:29

Forget it, you can't change anything.

CaptainRAVE · 24 Dec 2015 at 11:33

Tefal said:
I know a middle aged, bit chubby, guy who cross dresses, and does domination stuff clears about 3k a month

I am definitely in the wrong job then.

Tefal · 25 Dec 2015 at 11:29

And today just found out my friends cat passed away this morning, hes not been well for a week was meant to go to the vets today but has had a fit and passed away

Nitefly · 25 Dec 2015 at 11:34

Amp34 said:

In.

Terminal_Boy · 25 Dec 2015 at 11:39

Cosimo said:
A group discount...

Ten Dollah too beaucoup!