You vs the girl he cheats with

Steeps · 15 Sep 2017 at 10:57

Can't see their elbows to judge.

All I get from that photo and comment is that woman assumes her partner wants to cheat. Maybe if she spent less time and money in the salon and more with him he wouldn't want to.

Mak3R · 15 Sep 2017 at 10:57

ChroniC said:
I thought it was a joke about being tighter, but then that wouldn't be a joke, it'd just be true.

I struggled to understand it and this was the only thing I thought of as well :/

Tosno · 15 Sep 2017 at 10:57

Hades said:
She will still cut her hair short after getting married and comfortable

*If the husband is beta

glenimp617 · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:05

BigT said:
According to my wife, you've not understood it. (Nor do I tbh)

Tell her she's wrong lol

bloodiedathame · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:07

Dis86 said:
It's not because each of you has an IQ of more than 7.

That's more than 90% of Americans.

glenimp617 · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:09

Pennies dropped

Obviously it's the same person, so it means the woman is thinking the mans cheating when he isn't. He's with the same person! (ie, the photo of the same person twice).

Basically it means all women think men are cheats because they are wired up wrong.

builder22 · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:11

TheVoice said:
Not sure it's as hilarious as it's getting credit for, though.

It's not

Biggilus · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:16

Hater said:
Why're women just never funny?

OT but yes, can't think of one funny female comedian. Any panel show / stand up / whatever just rubbish. There's also a ton of unfunny men, but at least you *do* get funny men.

Hater · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:20

Jean-F said:
This serves to illustrate my complete ignorance of what I did, or should HAVE been doing, back when I was still "in the life."
My initial thought was, unless one or both of them is a guy in a syrup, I'd have taken a crack at either of them.
Then, realising that I was supposed to be looking for which one would tempt me to stray, I opted for the one on the right, as to my mind, she'd tried to look more attractive by taking more time with styling her hair.
Foiled again, apparently I'd fallen into the trap of not realising that the natural look on the left has more appeal, (apparently).

Does the one on the left really have more appeal though? I like the one on the right better, it seems cleaner, more consistent.

Either way, it's not like I've ever looked at the process my missus goes through to get her hair done. Seems to be lots of blowing machines and technique to it though. Waste of time, it's going to get ruined in the Scottish weather anyway, it's not like she looks any worse on the days she just throws a snapback on?

krooton · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:21

Biggilus said:
OT but yes, can't think of one funny female comedian. Any panel show / stand up / whatever just rubbish. There's also a ton of unfunny men, but at least you *do* get funny men.

Aisling Bea and Katherine Ryan are funny. But that is about it for me.

Narj · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:25

Hair on the right looks crap?

Or do I have this wrong?

silverblack · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:29

No idea just looks like a before and after pic of her hair.

Ayahuasca · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:38

krooton said:
Aisling Bea and Katherine Ryan are funny. But that is about it for me.

Might have cracked a smile at Aisling but Katherine Ryan... Jesus Christ...

Biggilus · 15 Sep 2017 at 11:50

Ayahuasca said:
Might have cracked a smile at Aisling but Katherine Ryan... Jesus Christ...

Not heard of either of them?
Wondering if a YouTube of them would put a smile on my face...

Nitefly · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:19

It's a joke about men being fickle / shallow - the inference being that men are so fickle they will cheat based on minor aesthetic differences.

Kind of surprised some are finding it hard to understand

Dan103 · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:22

didn't know haircuts played a pivotal role in cheating.Oh well elarnt something

Nitefly · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:25

Biggilus said:
OT but yes, can't think of one funny female comedian. Any panel show / stand up / whatever just rubbish. There's also a ton of unfunny men, but at least you *do* get funny men.

Sarah Millican is pretty funny!

Eddie · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:29

Here's my theory on this.

With the picture being a before and after shot, the girl is saying that her boyfriend prefers the version of her that has her make-up done, her hair done, nice clothes, etc.

But she's saying that that isn't really her, and she prefers not to do any of that, but it doesn't get her as much 'attention' as the glammed-up version of her does. But she wants the attention, craves it in fact, so goes through all the rigmarole of tarting herself up to keep her boyfriend interested.

So to her it feels like he's cheating on her because of it, as she's turning herself into what she thinks 'he' wants rather than be herself.

I don't find it amusing, in fact I think it's quite tragic, really.

Or maybe I'm totally miles away?

Hater · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:41

Dr.Eddie said:
Here's my theory on this.

With the picture being a before and after shot, the girl is saying that her boyfriend prefers the version of her that has her make-up done, her hair done, nice clothes, etc.

But she's saying that that isn't really her, and she prefers not to do any of that, but it doesn't get her as much 'attention' as the glammed-up version of her does. But she wants the attention, craves it in fact, so goes through all the rigmarole of tarting herself up to keep her boyfriend interested.

So to her it feels like he's cheating on her because of it, as she's turning herself into what she thinks 'he' wants rather than be herself.

I don't find it amusing, in fact I think it's quite tragic, really.

Or maybe I'm totally miles away?

It's women - It doesn't matter if you're bang on or not, you're still wrong

Eddie · 15 Sep 2017 at 12:47

Haha, very true