Do you brush your teeth after a night drinking

tom_e · 2 Dec 2018 at 20:34

I'm lucky if I can remember to take my contacts out after a proper night on the beer nevermind brush my teeth.

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Dec 2018 at 20:55

asim18 said:
I've never brushed my teeth before bed. Not even once in my entire life.

I thought it was just propaganda designed to double toothpaste sales.

Aha ha ha ha ... aha ... uh ... oh

Kreeeee · 2 Dec 2018 at 21:01

Ryan-3 · 2 Dec 2018 at 21:05

Even when I've staggered back at 5am, the teeth get a brush. Very rare that I don't, and will do it first thing when I get up, no matter what my state is.

dymetrie · 2 Dec 2018 at 21:13

Brush my teeth every morning when I get up and every night before bed.

My teeth are slighlty younger than Feek's but in slightly better condition

Distracted · 2 Dec 2018 at 21:17

Mr Blonde said:
If I can negotiate the hazardous trek from next door's garden, find my keys that were dropped in the street, locate the door/stairs and avoid chucking up on said items, avoid head-planting the toilet and not spray something random in my mouth such as half a can of the girlfriend's femfresh instead then yes, there's a chance I guess...

4K8KW10 · 2 Dec 2018 at 21:27

Feek said:
No. My teeth get brushed in the morning when I get up whether they need it or not. That’s it.

Feek said:
Yeah, that’s all it’s ever been. I have good teeth, no fillings, never had any problems.

What is the secret? No coke, no coffee, no sweets?
Well, about brushing - it is more important to do it before going to sleep than in the morning - if well cleaned, in the morning they won't need it, anyways

Especially, if you skip breakfast for later hours...

Captain · 2 Dec 2018 at 22:04

If like me you don't drink lager but do drink spirits with a mixer, the sugar sits on your teeth like glue, they need brushing asap imo.

bowey · 2 Dec 2018 at 23:12

I can't even open the front door nevermind brush my teeth after a night out

gronf · 3 Dec 2018 at 00:47

Angilion · 3 Dec 2018 at 01:06

Surely it depends on how drunk you are?

When I was much more foolish, I sometimes drank myself insensible. Can't brush your teeth when you can't control your own body or if you're unconscious. When I was capable of brushing my teeth, I did. Probably. On some days, I wouldn't have been able to remember if I had or not.

It's easier to just not spend a night taking alcohol or any other drug. I once went to brush my teeth when I was off my head on LSD. I can't remember if I did brush my teeth. I found it very easy to get very distracted on LSD.

The IPB · 3 Dec 2018 at 08:04

If I'm drunk no.

Any stage before drunkness yes.

Skidder · 3 Dec 2018 at 11:33

I brush my privates and bleach my teeth in the pub before going home.

d_brennen · 3 Dec 2018 at 11:37

Kreeeee said:
Yet you bleach your privates?

lolwot

DomBruv · 3 Dec 2018 at 11:46

I didn't start brushing my teeth till i was 16, then when i did i barely did it.

But been told I have the best teeth my dentist has ever seen for my age (23). So bit confusing for me, but now I do it every morning.

Shikkaka · 3 Dec 2018 at 11:48

I've been notoriously bad for this over the years, as such my gums have receded and my teeth are sensitive as **** if I don't use Sensodyne.

Kreeeee · 3 Dec 2018 at 11:58

DJMK4 · 3 Dec 2018 at 12:17

Yes as otherwise I wake up 2-3 times during the night with a desert dry mouth and a horrible alcohol taste

Rexton · 3 Dec 2018 at 12:19

If I can physically brush them, I will brush them due to habit even if I'm smashed.

Unless I pass out, then I'm not brushing them.

Shocky-FM · 3 Dec 2018 at 12:23

Almost always, there are times when I forget after a heavy night out but very rarely.