I've ripped my pants

[3drealm]

Can't believe I've done this. With it being sunny, I thought I'd nip out into the city for a few jars. All going well, 2nd pint of brun down and I accidently rip my pants. I'm sat here now in a booth with a rip going from the waist band right the way accross the arse. To make things worse, I've gonna commando. Advice please, lads. I can't walk out with everything on show, no one needs there hols ruined by the sight of my hairy cheeks. Im milking my pint for all I can until I sort out a plan.

 

[Dis86]

So many lessons you should have learned before this one.

Time to phone a friend.

 

[Raymond Lin]

Can't believe I've done this. With it being sunny, I thought I'd nip out into the city for a few jars. All going well, 2nd pint of brun down and I accidently rip my pants. I'm sat here now in a booth with a rip going from the waist band right the way accross the arse. To make things worse, I've gonna commando. Advice please, lads. I can't walk out with everything on show, no one needs there hols ruined by the sight of my hairy cheeks. Im milking my pint for all I can until I sort out a plan.

Embrace it like its the new trend.

 

[tamzzy]

Not sure if srs

 

[200sols]

Trolololololol

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Troll post is trolly

 

[Armageus]

Troll post is trolly

Good effort for a lurker?

 

[3drealm]

no trolling. How'd I post a picture here using my mobile? Jeebus, this is getting bad now, I'm down to a quater of a pint. theres loads of people in the bar now, all young women and kids. You reckon primark would deliver me a pair of chinos if I ring them?

 

[MrWhippy]

Yeah, they do it all the time.

 

[tamzzy]

you have a mobile. phone a friend perhaps? rather than posting on a forum. lolz.

 

[randomshenans]

Pics first tbh

 

[StriderX]

Just sit there empty pint and phone in hand for the next 6 hours like every other pub goer.

 

[3drealm]

Primark are refusing because they think I'm on a wind-up. I tried a few friends but they think Im taking the peace as well. Sod this for a barrel of monkeys. I feel like a sex offender sat here with my junk out.

 

[Orionaut]

Can't believe I've done this. With it being sunny, I thought I'd nip out into the city for a few jars. All going well, 2nd pint of brun down and I accidently rip my pants. I'm sat here now in a booth with a rip going from the waist band right the way accross the arse. To make things worse, I've gonna commando. Advice please, lads. I can't walk out with everything on show, no one needs there hols ruined by the sight of my hairy cheeks. Im milking my pint for all I can until I sort out a plan.

It isn't one of those trendy city pubs full of young Men but with no Women is it?

If so, I suggest you find a belt to chew on!

 

[Cooler running]

Wait if you were going commando, you bought some pants to rip which you weren't even wearing?

 

[3drealm]

Wait if you were going commando, you bought some pants to rip which you weren't even wearing?

Trousers, slacks, chinos, pants. Whatever you call them. Not me underpants, there at home in a drawer. I'm asking a member of staff for help because of all other things that could go wrong, I now need a dump.

 

[Thekwango]

this is right up there with the birthday candles thread for epicness (assuming not a troll!)

pics man, we need pics.

 

[Thekwango]

because of all other things that could go wrong, I now need a dump.

i am literally howling!! on a positive, least it'll be an easy job getting rid of the jobbie seeing as your arse is hanging out already!!!!

 

[glenimp617]

I guess you don't have another item of clothing to wrap around it

You'll have to ring someone

 

[hughtrimble]

Tony Williams will sort this for you