*** The Official OcUK Eurovision 2019 GD thread ***

[ic1male]

I like big girls and I cannot lie...

 

[mmj_uk]

What do people think of Madonna being there... should the pros stay away from Eurovision or does it enhance it?

It's all about entertainment so as long as she doesn't use it as a platform to go on a deranged political rant it's fine.

 

[Fubsy]

Italian Shaggy.

 

[Psycho Ned]

Only just realised Poland and Lithuania didn't make the final this year..............who the hell are the UK gonna give 12 points too?!?!

 

[Ninco!]

The Shaggy post.

 

[ic1male]

Only just realised Poland and Lithuania didn't make the final this year..............who the hell are the UK gonna give 12 points too?!?!

Iceland, of course! Get to it, people.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Italian Shaggy.

LOL

Was thinking the same.

 

[Gimpymoo]

Only just realised Poland and Lithuania didn't make the final this year..............who the hell are the UK gonna give 12 points too?!?!

No Ireland either although I recall they gave us the shaft last year

 

[McGray]

France. Son, I am disappoint.

 

[Andrew_McP]

I thought this was a girl until Graham said "He".

My spidey sense was definitely tingling in a dingle dangle kind of way. But I was born in 1963 when there were far fewer choices on the #genderfluid spectrum, so I sometimes get confused.

I know a chunky dancer when I see one though. Wasn't she on Britain's Got Talent the other week?

 

[maun]

My partner and I both said Italian shaggy at same time lol.

 

[Terminal_Boy]

My spidey sense was definitely tingling in a dingle dangle kind of way. But I was born in 1963 when there were far fewer choices on the #genderfluid spectrum, so I sometimes get confused.

I know a chunky dancer when I see one though. Wasn't she on Britain's Got Talent the other week?

Was her talent to empty a KFC skip in under 60 seconds?

 

[Andrew_McP]

Whatever's running that animation needs overclocking to make it smoother.

Was her talent to empty a KFC skip in under 60 seconds?

Hey, I'm sitting here eating my way through a 12 pack of Hula Hoops; I'm in no position to talk.... or type, what with all these Hula Hoops on my finger

In my defence, there's about as many hula hoops in a 12 pack these days as there used to be in 3, ten years ago.

 

[Psycho Ned]

Fairly dull section of the show since Iceland but the next 2 are contenders with the bookies.

 

[Feek]

Ice queen with boobs?

 

[Terminal_Boy]

Ice queen with boobs?

Blonde Kate Bush?

 

[ic1male]

I've seen pole vaults snap in half before.

 

[aaron]

Australia's clearly learned how to eurovision

 

[Merlin5]

This is impressive. I actually do give a castelmaine xxxx for this act.

 

[Andrew_McP]

Ok, this really ought to win for being so Eurovision. But if they win will we be watching at 10am next year?

*****Public service announcement******
This morning I saw the first ever recipe on telly that I intend trying, and I will look like that chubby dancer the day after
https://twitter.com/ITV/status/1129676572418629632
No vegans need click that link.



Edit: stealth wrist slap accepted. Apologies mod.