Caporegime
I am not sure you are trying for an English experience or a full tourist experience 
I need to English the **** out of this day!
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Yeah that’s kind of what made me sceptical about the Ritz - people that are actually super rich are probably like “pah, the Ritz! Touristy peasant trap” but, to be fair, it was really good and I had a great time.I am not sure you are trying for an English experience or a full tourist experience
Soldato
Grouse shoot on the estate, game of croquet, afternoon scone tea and a Shakespear show in the evening. 
Caporegime
Go to Primark, buy their finest sweat shop tracksuit set, pop into the local ASDA, grab a value pack of a kitchen knives, grab a 4 pack of ASDA branded ale and then see there the day takes you.
Soldato
Pre 10 am Spoons breakfast and a pint.
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NVM
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Soldato
WHAT?! Clearly the clotted cream goes on first, it is simply a matter of viscosity.
Why English and not British like her citizenship?
The British Museum and the National gallery both do afternoon tea:
https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/visiting/eat-and-drink
https://tickets.london/gt/tour/afternoon-tea-at-the-british-museum/383
Then you have something interesting to do before or after.
The British Museum and the National gallery both do afternoon tea:
https://www.nationalgallery.org.uk/visiting/eat-and-drink
https://tickets.london/gt/tour/afternoon-tea-at-the-british-museum/383
Then you have something interesting to do before or after.
Soldato
Weekend in Costa Brava for 18 pints of Stella with your Egg & Chips, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Then get her knocked up to improve your chances on the Chav-Property Ladder.
Ensure the latter takes less than four minutes and keep your socks on.
Then get her knocked up to improve your chances on the Chav-Property Ladder.
Ensure the latter takes less than four minutes and keep your socks on.
Associate
Pub, Kebab, and quick finger blast down an alley. Sorted
Soldato
This, but make sure you do it in that order and then home to watch some Dads Army and Till Death Us Do Part.
Soldato
brilliant google fail. you almost made it appear as though you'd been to it.EDIT: If you want something really traditional, there's always Camlann. It's a recreation of a late medieval English village, with a restaurant that's mostly period correct. The menu is period correct and the setting is so as far as is reasonably possible. Food on trenchers rather than plates. No forks. A wandering minstrel. You get the idea.
Oops, sorry, that's the wrong one. That one's in the USA. Bit of a trek for a meal
Associate
I can recommend the national gallery took my wife to that one for afternoon tea and have to say it was very good and a nice view as well.
Man of Honour
Has t be a full English breakfast or Brunch.. Ask her if you can dip your sausage into her yolk..
Soldato
book a holiday to spain or turkey and then don't learn the language but shout louder, refuse local food and only British food then complain it's too hot and the germans are talking all the sun loungers?
Man of Honour
Avoid chilli sauce in the kebab if you’re using your hands!
Man of Honour
I failed to use Google too
I don't like being a product and being manipulated, so I avoid Google et alia as much as possible. I use DuckDuckGo for searching online.I'd seen a video about a recreated medieval village in England, including a recreation of a high end inn. A quick look online found Camlann and I assumed that was it. I didn't notice my mistake until I went to their website, looked at the menu and saw that it was priced in dollars. Oops!
Man of Honour
Someone I know won't eat food that's "foreign". I'm sorely tempted to tell them they should stop eating most things then, starting with potatoes.
Soldato
Google might have prevented you being manipulated into thinking it was in the UKI failed to use Google too
I'd seen a video about a recreated medieval village in England, including a recreation of a high end inn. A quick look online found Camlann and I assumed that was it. I didn't notice my mistake until I went to their website, looked at the menu and saw that it was priced in dollars. Oops!