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Ever wondered what an alergic reaction to sun looks like?
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Jesus Vince, you don't even look like you anymore, that is phenominal! is it liquid inside there sloshing around?
Is it getting better yet
Is it getting better yet
3 a.m.?
My wife wouldn’t have cared if I’d morphed into Colin Farrell, she’d
have screamed, “Have you seen the blanking time, you blank?”
A fiery god in the sky that only appears when your bad.
I know right, my nose, forehead and eyes, all balloons
im not sure whats in there but can literally feel my face bouncing around. It appears to be going down a little but I look far from normal. People are also looking at me like the freak that I am 
Allergic reaction to The Sun, you say?
Yeah.... you have started to resemble their average readership, a bit. Hints of inbreeding in the face...
What happened - Did you get smacked in the face with a rolled up copy?
May I suggest a more intellectually stimulating newspaper, with lots of long words? If there's nothing better, something pretentious like The Guardian will still work.
Brilliant the wife absolutley loved this
I was indeed. In just the last few years ive been to hotter places and been a lot more burnt without any sort of issue. I was in vegas in November and it was hotter, Mauritius was hotter and I got savaged by the sun there. I even went on a bit of a quad bike adventure in the middle of the egyptian desert and none of those things caused any sort of issue.
Yet sat here in 28 degrees with a beer and a decent breeze and im a gonner!! The left hand side of my face as you look at the picture was the worst at 3am at least twice as big as it looks in those pics. It's a constantly developing puzzle my right eye is now about the same as the left but other areas seem to be slowly returning to something resembling normal.
You sure you aren't allergic to those sunglasses
These sunglasses are oco friendly, 100% recyclable material being mainly made from bamboo. Cheap yet extremely cheerful. Just by wearing them im an eco warrior!!
If you're sat near something quite reflective, that can ramp up the exposure.
I remember years ago when me and the misses went skiing in Austria. Conditions were quite sunny. Anyway later on after going to sleep she starts complaining that her lips are hurting. Switch the light on and they'd swollen massively like a wag that's had too many lip jobs. I never let her forget that one!
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I've cracked one out to worse.
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First things first get well soon.
Secondly go have a shave to get those pubes off ya chin
Thirdly get well soon.
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Secondly go have a shave to get those pubes off ya chin
Thirdly get well soon.
Wanna upload your proper rogue mugshot to the rogues gallery?
First things first get well soon.
Secondly go have a shave to get those pubes off ya chin
Thirdly get well soon.
Wanna upload your proper rogue mugshot to the rogues gallery?
I shall add to the rogues gallery when I stop looking like quasimodo
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I shall add to the rogues gallery when I stop looking like quasimodo
You mean this is always what you look like?
You mean this is always what you look like?
Shh... you are giving away my secrets.
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That is defo a bad sun reaction. I’ve been out in it a little bit today it’s come out a tad where I live and it was hot for a wee bit. I have no idea where it come from but I probably could have got away with wearing shorts for few hours!
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That looks more like the reaction you'd get from an eye infection of some kind, dust, dirt etc. Sometimes the pillows you sleep on can cause similar reactions, although it's normally just in one eye.