Greenlizard0 Premier League Football Thread ** spoilers ** [26th - 28th December 2025]

[sigma]

Suddenly we have a bit of a midfield?

 

[Converge]

Dorgu’s got his tail up!

 

[Vandle]

Newcastle need to get a grip here or the games going to run away from us.

 

[Bigpig]

Fuming.

Nick Pope save ratio is 75%

This **** in nets now is around the low 40’s

Pope easily saves the last 3-4 goals we have let in.

So what if he makes the odd **** up

 

[omnomnom]

Fuming.

Nick Pope save ratio is 75%

This **** in nets now is around the low 40’s

Pope easily saves the last 3-4 goals we have let in.

So what if he makes the odd **** up

You dont need stats to tell you that Ramsdale isnt a very good keeper.

 

[Converge]

Fuming.

Nick Pope save ratio is 75%

This **** in nets now is around the low 40’s

Pope easily saves the last 3-4 goals we have let in.

So what if he makes the odd **** up

He needs his Hagrid outfit on

 

[adam cool dude]

We are all over them. Really should put this to bed before half time.

 

[sigma]

We are all over them. Really should put this to bed before half time.

They will adjust, we will concede, need to score moar!

 

[Bigpig]

You dont need stats to tell you that Ramsdale isnt a very good keeper.

I wasn’t familiar with his game but after the last 7 games I would play 40 year old John Ruddy over him or even our Goalkeeping coach!!

 

[Irish_Tom]

Bloody typical. Find a player that can’t buy a goal and I guarantee they will score against Newcastle.

 

[adam cool dude]

They will adjust, we will concede, need to score moar!

Exactly just know what is going to happen. Newcastle are extremely poor but they will get back into it.

 

[engee]

This is the way.

 

[Darkpilgrim]

Exactly just know what is going to happen. Newcastle are extremely poor but they will get back into it.

I am dreading the second half for this reason.

 

[maj]

Newcastle back to normal after their cup final last week.

 

[Robbo]

A strong first half and performance (we seem to be saying that more often lately), but a lot can change in the second half...

 

[Bigpig]

Hope Eddie has been down to the fish market and bought a trout to slap the **** out of a few players!!

A strong first half and performance (we seem to be saying that more often lately), but a lot can change in the second half...

Behave. Both teams have been utter tripe!!

 

[Nate75]

Meh game was a bit flat, especially from Newcastle.

Some of the players had one mince pie too many I reckon...

 

[booyaka]

A strong first half and performance (we seem to be saying that more often lately), but a lot can change in the second half...

100% - seeds of improvement across the team but still way to open at times and United have no clue how to "shut up shop" when leading

 

[Bigpig]

Meh game was a bit flat, especially from Newcastle.

Some of the players had one mince pie too many I reckon...

Looks like they’ve been drinking Baileys before kickoff!

 

[Calpol]

We got to get more from Sesko. He's not really showing much above what Hojlund did.
Good competitive game with ebbs and flows. Hard to argue against Manchester United deserving a lead but it does look a little precarious. Dorgu's best game in red so far, he's actully done really well and showed that he's more suited to this role it seems. Cunha is too greedy, a theme that recurs.

Continue ti be impressed by Ayden Heaven. Can pass off both feet, carry the ball forward and has the bravery to take a risk. Looks solid enough at the back. Well done lad.