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Bloke I worked with used to stand a foot away from your face to talk to you, I tried leaning against a wall with my legs in a V, he just stood between them. I hated it.

Stamp on it sharpish!

I'm drinking nowhere near as much as I used to, now it's once every few weeks, trying to cut that out as well.

My mate used to boast he drank a bottle of vodka before he went out, he was ******* massive .. died weak as a kitten and blind due to drink complications. It's a horrible drug that will take everything from you, then come back for your life. Last time I was in hospital I was read the riot act...

3 miles is about 15 minutes on a bike.

Surprised it went for the grape, not usual mouse food but you must have posh mice in South Wirral.

When I first moved into my house, to drive to the office took 15 minutes, now to do 8 miles takes 45 minutes .. so I worked from home. Wasn't seen around the office much, so they wondered what I did and made me redundant .... then they got fined 3.6 million for poor performance because they...

What did you bait the trap with?

Get a medium sized box, put it on its side near the mouse, then coax the mouse out with a golf club or stick. Do it right and the mouse will do a runner for the safety of the dark box, when it does, flip the box upright and take the mouse outside. Caught loads of mice like this. You'll need to...

I threw a dead pigeon in the bin one summer .. few days later I went to put some rubbish out, opened the bin lid, the stink hit me hard and I ended up on my hands and knees in the garden, projectile vomiting.

Beware, rats are full of fleas!!!!!

Italian Spiderman is awesome.

This made me giggle far too much.

If you drink a litre of 40% whisky in a day, you end up VERY ill and puking your guts up for 24 hours. :( Yes I should know better, now promised my mum I won't drink again. :(

I had one years ago, best temperament ever ... unlike my current cat who will chew your arm off if you touch his legs.

Yeah, my drinking only got silly after I was made redundant, whilst I was working I hardly drank. Now I'm cycling it's enough to keep me off the pop because if I get drunk, I know I won't be able to cycle for a week.

Cheers, not working, got made redundant, written a few apps for phones, made a killing on the Nokia store, had the best selling app for 2 months running.

Now I'm off the pop, today I went cycling, 13 miles almost damn near killed me! Nice to be out the house though instead of lying on the sofa feeling sorry for myself. I intend to go cycling daily. :)

Tried it, said I was OK, luckily I'm not dumb enough to open a random word document that no doubt contains a macro. I'm slightly concerned because this was a targeted attack and the target was me!!!