
You need to send a messenger pigeon.
Funny you should mention that. I had a load of pigeons on my balcony today and I couldn't get rid of them. They crapped all over my new table and chairs.
I used to find hatemail amusing but this is going too far.
If I get an email regarding a forum issue, I'll usually telephone the person with a reply or I'll arrange for them to stand at the bottom of a hill whilst I stand at the top with a pair of semaphore flags.
I HAVE TO GET THAT 
Scuzi what u smoking man? lmao
Peterson Old Dublin. It's a delightful blend of selected Virginia, Black Cavendish and sweet Greek Oriental Basma.
Very pallatable. I thoroughly recommend it.

Funny you should mention that. I had a load of pigeons on my balcony today and I couldn't get rid of them. They crapped all over my new table and chairs.
I used to find hatemail amusing but this is going too far.
If I get an email regarding a forum issue, I'll usually telephone the person with a reply or I'll arrange for them to stand at the bottom of a hill whilst I stand at the top with a pair of semaphore flags.

I'm sold, you should star in TV adverts!![]()

We reply via e-mail.![]()
I must have sent 5 emails out this last month and nobody has answered.