How is the poster before you going to die?

Ohnoezfail · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:52

Raped by the Dons

ConTRo13R · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:54

Taken into imternational waters, tied up, then cut accross the skin just so the blood starts to seep then let loose a rats to finish the job

Obviously this will be done on a boat

Greenlizard0 · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:56

Gored inside out by a randy elephant.

Moley · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:57

Severe anal rupturing.

shifty_uk · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:57

Swallowed by Penski's ear lobes.

998cc · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:57

In a bizarre accident involving a traffic cone, a goat and a jar of vaseline.

LeJosh · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:57

Trying to swallow a blimp.

drunkenmaster · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:58

neck broken while attempting auto-fellatio, obviously.

Sonea Fifer · 3 Feb 2009 at 20:58

Nuked from orbit my mustard filled missiles - it's the only way to be sure

merlin · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:00

Anal bleeding

Keyser Soze · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:00

Crushed by a big Jesus.jpg

MrMoonX · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:01

orange in mouth, plastic bag over head, man parts in hand

Pilky01 · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:03

A severe blow to the head from my keyboard.

Trifid · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:03

Deadly rupture of the anus. /o\

D.Roberts · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:04

there is a lot of anal this and anal that very worrying

Glaucus · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:04

Trifid said:
Deadly rupture of the anus. /o\

by the thought police, when labour get back in power. in 2020ish..

How dare he think profiling is illegal

*Moangroan* · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:04

One bottle of extremely strong habenero chilie liquid...one funnel...one japs eye........job done.

^TANK^ · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:04

Burnt alive in a fire caused by dodgy xbox 360 wiring!

Ment for MrMoonX.

QlimaxUK · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:05

crushed by a thread when it is closed

edit: i guess Fanatic will have to use his tank on me

Fanatic · 3 Feb 2009 at 21:05

Run over by a tank

edit: QlimaxUK ruined it