Wednesday Joke

Cosimo · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:05

Two guys are stuck in the desert, close to death, lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…….

“Hey Bill, do you smell what I smell? I’m sure it’s bacon!”

‘Yes, Bruce, it smells like bacon to me."

So, with their last resources of energy, they crawl up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

Bill races towards the tree. As he approaches, there is a rattle of machine gun fire, cruelly cutting him down. “Bruce, go back!” he cries as the life ebbs out of him. “It’s not a bacon tree. It’s a ham bush!"

floatindolphin · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:07

go away and never come back

z0mbi3 · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:09

It's better if it's two Mexicans in the desert, that way you can read the ham bush bit with the accent.

antijoke · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:10

*smirk*

chrism · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:23

not bad

Locke · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:24

Meh, it's okay

Marine Iguana · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:31

I smiled if it makes you feel better like this -->

Marky · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:32

Repost...

I wouldn't normally mention it - but this must be the 50th time it's been posted

dandan556 · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:41

Smit · 23 Dec 2009 at 10:44

Seeing as it's almost Xmas, you can stay

Cosimo · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:13

Smit said:
Seeing as it's almost Xmas, you can stay

Thanks, I will and you can have some more of the same.

What's Santa's wife called?
Mary Christmas

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory."Have you passed?" I asked.
Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. "See for yourself!" he called proudly. "Noel plates!"

georged · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:15

I anticipate those in a cracker on Friday...

Nick1881 · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:24

I see no joke here, thread fails

Snakedoctor · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:26

So old. It's also wrong, it should be french men in a war.

GeForce · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:30

Heard it before

monkeypants · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:40

Snakedoctor said:
So old. It's also wrong, it should be french men in a war.

This is a joke in itself.

platypus · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:44

Terrible joke told terribly.

Needs the ham Mexican accent! If you pardon the pun.

Vonhelmet · 23 Dec 2009 at 13:46

Snakedoctor said:
So old. It's also wrong, it should be french men in a war.

That's the way I heard it.

gillywibble · 23 Dec 2009 at 14:02

Older than Vera Lynn!

Bennie-Mac · 23 Dec 2009 at 17:29

Apparantly there has been a large decline in the number of terrorist suicide bombings ever since Susan Boyle became famous. Now they know what a virgin looks like, they arent very keen on the idea of paradise!