Star Trek vs Star Wars - Nerdy thread alert!

ben_j_davis · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:09

This is not about which is better entertainment, instead if there were a theoretical battle between the Federation and the Empire, who would win?

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/FiveMinutes.html

Blue Cypher · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:09

Star Trek

Lysander · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:11

Star Trek [principally Next Generation].

Star Wars is abysmally sad.

shifty_uk · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:12

Star wars owns all!

AJUK · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:12

I don't even need to look at the website, Darth Vader's mob would kick the Federation's arse big style for no other reason than the phasers in Star Trek make a lame fizzing sound whereas in Star Wars they make that cool 'peooww' sound and they have light sabres.

iCraig · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:13

Star Wars surely? The Death Star is massive.

However,

Borg > Star Wars + Star Trek.

Nitefly · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:13

iCraig said:
However,

Seven of Nine > Star Wars + Star Trek.

Fixed

AJUK · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:14

I would imagine that the Borg would side with Darth and the gang.

iCraig · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:15

Nitefly said:
Fixed

Seven is gorgeous, but she is no longer Borg. She's just a moody cow who is obviously a lezzer.

The Borg would assimilate The Empire quite easily tbh.

Blue Cypher · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:15

Nitefly said:
Seven of Nine > Star Wars + Star Trek.

Aint that the turth

Fubsy · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:15

Star Trek is everything wrong with sci-fi i HATE it.

Love Star Wars though.

And Sith/Jedi/Star Destroyers/Imperial Crusiers etc just pwn the crap outta anything Star Trek has.

All my opinion of course don't douse my in petrol and burn me.

Fireskull · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:16

Lol a single star destroyer would pwn the whole star treck fleet

Nitefly · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:17

iCraig said:
Seven is gorgeous, but she is no longer Borg. She's just a moody cow who is obviously a lezzer.

You are clearly missing the point! Here it is again:

However,

Seven of Nine > Star Wars + Star Trek.

Lysander · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:18

What positive assets does Seven of Nine have apart from breasts and tight outfit?

Not that that's wrong. Oh no.

sam83uk · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:20

star trek would win. Have you seen the measly laser cannon thingies the empire ships fire? Nothing compared to phasers and photon/quantum torpedoes, federation ships' shields would last a long long time under fire from those things. Empire ships have no shields, i guess they rely on armour plating or soimething, imagine a quantum torpedo ripping though the hull and exploding inside!! instant gonner

iCraig · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:25

sam83uk said:
star trek would win. Have you seen the measly laser cannon thingies the empire ships fire? Nothing compared to phasers and photon/quantum torpedoes, federation ships' shields would last a long long time under fire from those things. Empire ships have no shields, i guess they rely on armour plating or soimething, imagine a quantum torpedo ripping though the hull and exploding inside!! instant gonner

The federation might be able to fire off a quantum-photo-proton-electron-bubblegum torpedo into their ship, but look at the size of the death star and the star destroyers! Just a pin-***** to them.

Zip · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:28

We all know it would be up to the writers of them that would make who wins

/runs before i get chassed down by geeks with killer keyboards and peicing pornos :eek:

Duff-Man · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:31

Star trek universe would win.

A super star destroyer might be huge, but they'd never hit a trekky starship zooming around it, destroying it with phasers and other techno-magicry.

TheMagicPirate · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:44

to be fair the empire couldnt even catch a 'scruffy lookin nerf herder', but at the same time, all you need is one dark jedi to get inside a federation ship and its choke hold's all round.

shifty_uk · 8 Jan 2007 at 11:46

Yoda > all tbh.

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