Gay dinosours caused their extintion?

70% of black swans are gay.
The males of the species are stronger, so male-male couples are better at getting food and defending territory, to reproduce they find and rape the females of the species.


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It's a well known fact that rapist dinosaurs were murderous, gluttons. Their favourite snack was the shells of the rape baby. Scientists believe that this baby rape eating desire was a direct cause of their extinction.

Thankfully, we have photographic proof of this (again, thankfully, Raymond Lin wasn't around in that time so it is in focus) which renders this conversation over.

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It's possible there was some sort of highly estrogenic compound introduced to their enviroment that turned them. (or whatever dinosaur estrogen equivalent is).

Sort of like how drinking milk turns humans gay. They load the cows up on estrogen to make them produce more milk.
 
Wait what? Dinosaurs were farmers?

Maybe there was some plant they started eating with really high levels of estrogen, and it interfered with their genes turning them gay. Then the carnivore dinosaurs ate the gay herbivores and got estrogen that way. Turned on the gay gene. Foods can turn on and off genes.
 
It's possible there was some sort of highly estrogenic compound introduced to their enviroment that turned them. (or whatever dinosaur estrogen equivalent is).

Sort of like how drinking milk turns humans gay. They load the cows up on estrogen to make them produce more milk.

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Maybe there was some plant they started eating with really high levels of estrogen, and it interfered with their genes turning them gay. Then the carnivore dinosaurs ate the gay herbivores and got estrogen that way. Turned on the gay gene. Foods can turn on and off genes.

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http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1442-200X.2009.02890.x/abstract

Abstract

Background:  Modern genetically improved dairy cows continue to lactate throughout almost the entire pregnancy. Therefore, recent commercial cow's milk contains large amounts of estrogens and progesterone. With regard to the exposure of prepubertal children to exogenous estrogens, the authors are particularly concerned about commercial milk produced from pregnant cows. The purpose of the present study was therefore to examine concentrations of serum and urine sex hormones after the intake of cow milk.

Methods:  Subjects were seven men, six prepubertal children, and five women. The men and children drank 600 mL/m2 of cow milk. Urine samples were collected 1 h before the milk intake and four times every hour after intake. In men the serum samples were obtained before and 15, 30, 45, 60, 90 and 120 min after milk intake. Women drank 500 mL of cow's milk every night for 21 days beginning on the first day of the second menstruation. In three successive menstrual cycles, the day of ovulation was examined using an ovulation checker.

Results:  After the intake of cow milk, serum estrone (E1) and progesterone concentrations significantly increased, and serum luteinizing hormone, follicle-stimulating hormone and testosterone significantly decreased in men. Urine concentrations of E1, estradiol, estriol and pregnanediol significantly increased in all adults and children. In four out of five women, ovulation occurred during the milk intake, and the timing of ovulation was similar among the three menstrual cycles.

Conclusions:  The present data on men and children indicate that estrogens in milk were absorbed, and gonadotropin secretion was suppressed, followed by a decrease in testosterone secretion. Sexual maturation of prepubertal children could be affected by the ordinary intake of cow milk.

BTW skimmed milk has the least estrogen, full fat the most.
 
Nothing in your link concludes that increased estrogen intake via cows milk leads to sexuality changes.

Otherwise injecting gay men with androgens should 'cure them of the gay' according to that logic :rolleyes:
 
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It happens while your in the womb so you can't cure it. maybe one day they will have a gene therapy.

With dinosaurs I suppose if they ate a ton of phytoestrogens they could lay a bunch of gay eggs.
 
There are a lot of studies on it. There is one breed of sheep that is 9% gay and it's genetic.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17469925

Aromatization of testosterone (T) to estradiol (E2) during perinatal development in male rodents plays a significant role in sexual differentiation of the brain and adult behaviors. Exposure to estrogens during development can enhance masculine behaviors in adult females and reduce expression of female-typical behaviors in adult males. Previous studies have shown that, in addition to naturally occurring estrogens, dietary phytoestrogens can affect sexual differentiation.
 
Also viruses can turn on and off genes.

Imagine a virus that turned on the gaybones gene! Maybe that's what turned the dinosaurs gay?

How long before a human version evolves?
 
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