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I know instantly what a 3 series looks like or a 5 Series or what a M3, Z4 is. But E46........or E39? What does that mean? bigger=newer ?
merlin said:Artificial colours and preservatives.
They make your poo stiff.
merlin said:Artificial colours and preservatives.
They make your poo stiff.
Dr_Evil said:It's the motor indication mainly.
merlin said:Artificial colours and preservatives.
They make your poo stiff.
rG-tom said:For reasonalbly recent cars (ie not too old)
in chronological order oldest first:
3 series
e30 e36 e46 e90 (current 4/5 door) e92 (current 2 door)
5 Series
e34 e39 e60 (Current shape)
6 series
e24 e65(current)
7 Series
e37 e66 (current)
Someone will probably correct me if im wrong though![]()
dirtydog said:![]()
E46 and E39, don't you get those in Pot Noodles?![]()
[TW]Fox said:Yes, you are wrong. E37 didnt exist, it was E38. 5 door E90 doesnt exist, its E91. E65 isn't a 6 Series. Infact just ignore your list completely as its clearly totally made up![]()
[TW]Fox said:E65: 2002-current 7 Series. The first in a long line of 'WTF IS THAT' styling
E90: 2005-current 3 Series. Faced with the alarming prospect of having once again the best compact executive, BMW ruined the styling to give the competition a chance.
[TW]Fox said:E30: Old 1984-1990 3 Series. For people who want a BMW but have £300 oin their pocket. M3 is classic.
E32: Old 1980's 7 Series. For unemployed carpet depot managers
E34: 1988-1996 5 Series. Insert sweeping stereotype here.
E36: 1990-1999 3 Series. The car for you if you wear gold chains and have hair loss issues, or are a chav
E38: 1994-2002 7 Series. For employed carpet depot managers, owners of shady car sales lots and lorry drivers.
E39: 1996-2004 5 Series. The best car in the world, the pinnacle of BMW design, absolutely staggering. For drivers with pure class, and Me.
E46: 1998-2005 3 Series. Can't think of a comedy generalisation
E60: 2003-current 5 Series. Voyage to trip-out city, man
E61: 2004-current 5 Series touring. Same voyage, but the dog can come.
E65: 2002-current 7 Series. The first in a long line of 'WTF IS THAT' styling
E66: 2002-current 7 Series LWB. For fat bankers who are just that little bit fatter.
E53: 2001-2007 X5. For when a 5 Series Touring is just too good, and you need the bling bling yo aggresive presence man, innit. Down wid da boys on the school run sorta thing.
E90: 2005-current 3 Series. Faced with the alarming prospect of having once again the best compact executive, BMW ruined the styling to give the competition a chance.
E91: 2005-current 3 Series Touring. As above, but the dog, etc.
E92: 2006-current 3 Series Coupe. See, just one E number per Series isn't enough, is it? Coming soon - E92.5, 3 Series Coupe with additional rear mounted cupholder.
There are other E numbers for things like the Z4, but finding them required effort so I didn't bother.
Raymond Lin said:I know instantly what a 3 series looks like or a 5 Series or what a M3, Z4 is. But E46........or E39? What does that mean? bigger=newer ?