And then the fight started!

I don't think these have been posted before so ..... Just a few that I received via email today.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....


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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....


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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.


You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!


He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started...



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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.

tbh would be a lot better without the last line...

Quite good ones, but the "And then the fight started" adds nothing to any of the jokes.

What's the current meme?

Anyway, you fail.

Some pratt has added the "And then the fight started" for a reason which I cannot understand. It actually detracts from the (already poor) jokes.

3 & 4 got lulz from me

Sounds like that old "Here's your sign" rubbish I saw some terrible american 'comedy' quartet using on a far too easily amused american crowd...

The jokes without the crap at the end would probably be alright.

How can one unnattached line ruin a joke? good lord.

It's obviously a bunch of jokes used by a guy who uses "And then the fight started" to tie his jokes together. He'll tell a joke, say the line, then move on. Later, he'll tell another joke, and repeat the line. Like cheap self reference.

I hardly see how it ruins the joke. It's not even part of the joke.

I laughed

Oh I didnt realise this was meant to be a joke before the last one.... I thought you where complaining about your relationship xD

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Sorry, but you fail.

"And then the fight started!"

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