You got to love males + Flatulence at work

DJMK4

DJMK4

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You can always gaurentee a little giggle when it comes to our shared office buildings and a trip to the male toilets.

Everytime I go in there, there is always someone that comes in about 20 seconds after me, im usually in the cubical but they go up to the urinal, and Flactuate with a massive guff.

I have no idea who this mystery person is, but if it happens again, im going to reply with a bigger one :)

No way would you get this sort of fun in the ladies. :o
 
Hahahaha, I know exactly what you mean. I have someone who does exactly the same and I've yet to find out who.

There is also someone who destroys one of the cubicals every single day. I've never been able to work out who either.
 
DJMK4 said:
im usually in the cubical
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Does this mean you're one of those utterly despicable blokes who urinates while sitting down? Meaning that sometimes there are no cubicles available when I need a dump, or worse - a totally unnecessary warm toilet seat :mad:
 
scorza said:
Does this mean you're one of those utterly despicable blokes who urinates while sitting down? Meaning that sometimes there are no cubicles available when I need a dump, or worse - a totally unnecessary warm toilet seat :mad:
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lolz

no, my cubical times are for number 2 bomb disposals
 
scorza said:
Does this mean you're one of those utterly despicable blokes who urinates while sitting down? Meaning that sometimes there are no cubicles available when I need a dump, or worse - a totally unnecessary warm toilet seat :mad:
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LOL.

I'm one of those people :D

But i have a reason to do it ;)
 
A guy at where I used to work for reason used to feel the need to sometimes email the IT Department that he was going to decimate trap 2 :p
 
Ha ha ha.

I once heard the MD guff and then follow through with the sound of..... Well you know.

Still makes me giggle.
 
At work once I sat down for a dump, some guy sat in the cubicle next to me for some strange reason. I hear "Alright mate" I thought this was a bit wierd so I responded "Alright buddy" hear "Yeah not bad, what you up to" I say "Having a dump, what do you think i'm doing" just hear him say "Can I phone you back, the bloke in the next cubicle thinks I'm talking to him". I decided to respond by pushing out a massive fart.

One of the joys of ****ing in public

Sit down urination in public is wrong, at home if it's one of those "I might be able to sqeeze one out" things or you're just half asleep it's acceptable.
 
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Theres one guy at my work who disappears into a cubuicle, lets a really noisey fart, followed by a surge that sounds like someones throwing carrots in a river, then the rustle of his news paper as he settles in for the next 15 minutes!!!!!!!
Poor chap always gets my laughing when im having a waz and hes in there
 
I work in a small factory. The technical director is a veggie. Whenever he goes to drop the kids off at the lake, it often stinks out the entire downstairs part of the building. :(
 
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