Don't let women look after their own cars!

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Had a fun couple of discoveries on the wifes car today. Three in fact, no wait make that four :(

She picked up a puncture in one of her rear tyres in her works carpark, i go down to change the tyre and find the one i'm taking off is scrubbed passed bald along the inside edge. I can see the interior bands of rubber :eek: wtf has done this? I take a look at the other rear tyre, it's in the same condition, argh!!! Two virtually new tyres, killed.
"I thought you had one of those tread depth things in the glovebox?", "I do, i check the tyres ever week", "Do you check across the tyre?", "umm, no, do i have too?", <sob> Both tyres has got about 8mm tread on the outside edge and are bald as a badgers on the inside. £100 of rubber fubar.

I realise that the tyres are dead due to worn wheel bearings. On a mk3 astra. Which comes as a complete hub unit, not just a bearing you can cut off and beat on. So instead of £12 a side, it's £45 a side. If she'd noticed the tyre wear earlier i could have swapped the bearings and saved the tyres.

She also comments that the engine has been smoking a lot recently? Smoking? Burning oil? Smoke from the exhaust? No, actual smoke coming out of the engine bay :eek:

Turns out the bung on the end of the injector leak off line is perished and it has been spraying diesel over the nice hot engine. She did comment she'd been using more fuel lately, would this be why?

Oh and the fan on the radiator doesn't come on anymore, so she's been driving around with the bonnet "popped" to get enough breeze into the engine bay to clear the smoke. Holy **** woman!!!

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Be warned, they are out there, and they will drive you nuts.
 
SB118 said:
Oh and the fan on the radiator doesn't come on anymore, so she's been driving around with the bonnet "popped" to get enough breeze into the engine bay to clear the smoke. Holy **** woman!!!.

This is woman logic, beware of it at all times :D
 
Thats why I let Phil look after mine, although I think I'd notice if the tyres were bald.
 
A couple of years back one of my friends was going to borrow his GFs car for a few days and noticed that the tax was 2 months out of date. He offered to sort it out (as he was using the car) and asked for the insurance and MOT so he could tax the car. The response was :confused:

Turns out that she'd been driving around for a year with no insurance or MOT because she thought that Daddy sorted that kind of thing. Really not a bad girl but just totally clueless.
 
Crikey, just crikey ;)

My colleague once let his wife (gf at the time) clean his car. She only went and Brillo-padded the entire roof! :eek:

Women!
 
danza said:
My colleague once let his wife (gf at the time) clean his car. She only went and Brillo-padded the entire roof! :eek:


I let my gf clean my car once though it may have been because she was wearing a bikini and I had beer :D At that point she could have Brillo-padded the roof for all I cared.
 
Del Lardo said:
I let my gf clean my car once though it may have been because she was wearing a bikini and I had beer :D At that point she could have Brillo-padded the roof for all I cared.
Soft tops 'F T W'.
 
Vix said:
Thats why I let Phil look after mine, although I think I'd notice if the tyres were bald.
Just not the engine smoke as it would all be flying out the back! hehe!
 
SB118 said:
Oh and the fan on the radiator doesn't come on anymore, so she's been driving around with the bonnet "popped" to get enough breeze into the engine bay to clear the smoke. Holy **** woman!!!

that, is bloody brilliant.

danza said:
My colleague once let his wife (gf at the time) clean his car. She only went and Brillo-padded the entire roof! :eek:

genuinely, im sat here, like this. :eek: .. thats just.... madness.
 
Well - I couldn't stop laughing throughout that lol. I didn't know women were that bad!!! my ex wasn't. She was a better driver than me aswell!!
 
My colleague once let his wife (gf at the time) clean his car. She only went and Brillo-padded the entire roof!

"Woman think"

Car is metal
Pots & pans are metal, I use Brillo car on them
So it's ok to use Brillo pads on the car
 
Jonny ///M said:
Are you.....are you a woman? (you know the woman logic too well)


lol nah just deduction. Bloke would know brillo pads will damage painted surface so wouldn't use them, and only use them on bare metal surfaces.
 
LOL women.... made me laugh....

"let the bonnet pop to let the air clear the smoke"

10/10 for resourcefulness.

10/10 for cleverness.
 
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