Spider man is back.

D D Danneh · 15 Jun 2009 at 19:55

That's spider man, not spiderman.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...id-Thorne-winds-up-gym-boss-and-landlord.html

millsy888 · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:01

The gym one made me lol

N19h7m4r3 · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:04

Brilliant!

Buffman · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:05

I lol'd.
Highlights:
"By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several days without washing. "

"To be honest, I originally joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. "

Azagoth · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:05

Excellent, although you can tell they're American as the word 'Penis' is censored.

D D Danneh · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:06

Azagoth said:
Excellent, although you can tell they're American as the word 'Penis' is censored.

I think that might have been him taking the mick out of the other guy censoring his email, unless The Sun did that.

daz.wallace · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:08

the gym one is class

Sankari · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:09

Azagoth said:
Excellent, although you can tell they're American as the word 'Penis' is censored.

David Thorne (the email prankster) is Australian. If the word "penis" has been censored, that'll either be Thorne having a laugh, or the Sun trying to pretend that they have moral values.

Squark · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:12

Those are brilliant.
The spider one is still hilarious

bledd · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:13

ikillbears · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:17

I enjoyed the end bit of the gym email. " the middle one ". Genius!

Beerbaron · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:26

The gym one is the funniest

LukeTW · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:26

Loved the spider one now this!

WARHURYEAH · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:29

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

his own website.

everything he does will be on there first.

Happy · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:30

Ha! Brilliant, though of course the spider one is unbeaten

D D Danneh · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:36

WARHURYEAH said:
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

his own website.

everything he does will be on there first.

Ooh he's done quite a few.

I like this one

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

G-MAN2004 · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:41

Haha, genius.

Marky · 15 Jun 2009 at 20:52

Haha they are brilliant

"It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. . "

Dark_Angel · 15 Jun 2009 at 21:38

This bit:

"By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money..." made me laugh for a good couple of seconds.

/Thom\ · 15 Jun 2009 at 21:40

lol the gym one was epicly funny