Good God

Housey · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:36

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/160729776668#ht_1678wt_1223

WTF were they thinking. Take the worst version of a great car and make it worserer. People, really, Nooooooooooooooo

Muffin` · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:38

FULL WHITE IBIS CUSTOM PAINT OVERHALL COSTING £5000

RED BENTLY QUILTED LEATHER INTERIOR COSTING £2400

FULL CUSTOM BODYKIT FITTED COSTING £4000

NEW 19" CUSTOM ALLOYS FITTED COSTING £1700

UPGRADED EXHAUST SYSTEM COSTING £550

TURBO REAR SPOILER FITTED £990

FRONT END FACELIFT INCLUDING 997 HEADLIGHTS AND FOG LIGHTS ETC COSTING £1700

Ocean Finance have a lot to answer for!

[TW]Fox · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:39

Ah, *that* seller..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswage...3791024?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256ab13fb0

Good value for a 3 year old 72k mile Golf though?

OHWAIT

Though I think I'd rather pay the £6k for this 100k mile 6 year old Astra diesel:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-...8319895?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256c278797

But then this looks like a good value E60...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-530-D...5360098?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256ac930e2

So much choice

peterattheboro · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:40

Ehh..

So it's a 996 with a 997 upgrade with an RS 4.0 upgrade and a Boxster referenced number plate?

Dear me....

Housey · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:40

Take a TipCronic 996 and add cheap tat and you have an RS4.0, which is of course nothing more than some spoilers. People, really, PEOPLE!!

Jokester · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:41

Why does it keep mentioning kebabs? :confused:

Meridian · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:42

Yes, yes, but this one comes with a kebab:

WE CURRENTLY HAVE A DONNER CAR IN STOCK

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Housey · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:45

OK, if there is kebab it's not all bad I suppose.

Muffin` · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:47

Sniffer dog would have a fit going near their stock

Firestar_3x · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:53

Remove the stupid black bits, change the wheels and change the seats and it wouldn't be too bad at all!

Wayne~ · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:55

I live in Sheffield, tempted to go down there for a laugh!

flibbage0 · 6 Feb 2012 at 21:58

By the looks of things he actually makes a profit :eek:

SoliD · 6 Feb 2012 at 22:01

Saw this on 911 uk the other day, it is absolutely abysmal, nothing else need be said.

vanpeebles · 6 Feb 2012 at 22:15

You would be top dealer down at the projects in that ride.

haaammit · 6 Feb 2012 at 22:23

Mmmm - kebab :eek:

I like it

(except I don't ;p)

G-MAN2004 · 6 Feb 2012 at 22:27

I can't seem to view pics but would this be the same as putting an M3 badge on an E46 318ti?

rodenal · 6 Feb 2012 at 23:07

Is it a bit wrong that I like the hugely innapeopriate colour of that e60? Take all the tat off it and I think it just might work. Mind you I wouldn't be willing to spend my actual money on it.

....on the other hand it is getting late

Be interesting to see just how bad the crash damage was on each of these......

acemastr · 6 Feb 2012 at 23:25

Minus the 4.0 badges and the wheels.. i quite like it :S

pepsilol · 6 Feb 2012 at 23:30

Ridiculous, however I am not gonna knock him purely on the basis that he's actually making money from it.

For all we know he is an utter genius whos tapped into a profitable market and hates the things he sells.

ubersonic · 7 Feb 2012 at 08:45

Muffin` said:
Ocean Finance have a lot to answer for!