It's WAR!!!!

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Liechtenstein men are waiting. "Entschuldigung, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?" He asks. The two Liechtenstein men just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez-vous français?" The two continue to stare. "Parlate italiano?" No response. "Hablan Ustedes espagnol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy turns around and drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Liechtenstein man turns to the second and says: "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language…"

"Why?" says the other, "that bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
 
"Liechtenstein authorities made light of the intrusion, saying they only knew about it when the Swiss told them."

Hahahahahaha. They didnt even realise that they had been invaded.

:D :D

Who wants to take over Liechtenstein with me? They will only realise you have taken over the place when you have breakfast with them in the morning.
 
The Swiss...
Always been suspicious of them.

The Nice Germans... aka The other white race. ;)

Hmmmm. No-one tell George W. Gump! He'll invade.. sorry... Liberate.

Simon/~Flibster
 
Flibster said:
The Swiss...
Always been suspicious of them.

The Nice Germans... aka The other white race. ;)

Hmmmm. No-one tell George W. Gump! He'll invade.. sorry... Liberate.

Simon/~Flibster
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Depends on who's got the most oil /conspiracy. :p
 
Some soldiers take a wrong turn and justify news coverage? :confused:

Cybermyk said:
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Liechtenstein men are waiting. "Entschuldigung, können Sie Deutsch sprechen?" He asks. The two Liechtenstein men just stare at him. "Excusez-moi, parlez-vous français?" The two continue to stare. "Parlate italiano?" No response. "Hablan Ustedes espagnol?" Still nothing. The Swiss guy turns around and drives off, extremely disgusted.

The first Liechtenstein man turns to the second and says: "Y'know, maybe we should learn a foreign language…"

"Why?" says the other, "that bloke knew four languages, and it didn't do him any good."
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:p

Azza said:
"Liechtenstein authorities made light of the intrusion, saying they only knew about it when the Swiss told them."

Hahahahahaha. They didnt even realise that they had been invaded.

:D :D

Who wants to take over Liechtenstein with me? They will only realise you have taken over the place when you have breakfast with them in the morning.
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well how would you expect them to instantly know that a load of soldiers had wondered across an obscure part of their border and then turned back :/
 
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*Swiss invade Liechtenstein*

*Small children fend them off with sticks*

*Swiss claim nothing happened and it was an accident*
 
back before the Second World War, a Swiss Soldier was being interviewed in the event that Switzerland was being invaded.

he was asked "what would happen if an army twice the size of switzerland's invaded?" to which the soldier replied "we'd all come out, shoot twice and go home"

:p
 
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