Cooking with Johnnytoxic : Toast

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Hey guys

I made Toast for brekfast.

This is the receipe and the instructions.

Bread
Butter
Jam ( Optional . You guys can make your own variations of toast )
A Toaster

This is what I did:

1. First get your toaster and plug it in.
2. Get your butter and optional jam if your feeling adventurous
3. Get a plate
4. Put your bread in the toaster
5. Put your toaster to setting 7 for a nice toasting.
6. Wait for the pop, you want to get your butter and optional jam on pretty quick as the toast will go hard.
7. I have eight steps.
8. Put your toast on the plate.

Try it, its a great nice meal which is fairly quick and in-expensive to buy.
 
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Using setting 7 as instructed resulted in my house burning down. My lawyer will be in touch.
 
You have failed to make ultimate toast.

1. Toast bread till nearly done.
2. Take out of toaster and let the bread cool standing upright (can allow slices to lean against each other like /\.
3. Just before they are at room temp, whack them back into toaster for another minute to get hot again.
4. Take out of toaster, and spread some butter on. Plus a tiny amount of salt.
5. Enjoy non-soggy, crunchy toast.

Alernatively, as has been mentioned above, use a grill, as it has the same effect.
 
Thanks Johnny I'll give it a try come breakfast time.

I have to point out that step 3 is also optional, you can consume such delicacies with the absence of such a circular support should the time be running away from you. Often I've been spotted with tiptree coated hovis hanging out my gob on my way out.
 
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