Zombies are REALLY taking over...

Kristoph · 14 Jun 2007 at 21:59

Due to the disappointment caused by my last thread - which in fact wasn't really about Zombies taking over the world at all - I've decided to pose a situation for you......

You wake up one morning, house / flat is empty, everything is dead quiet. You flick on the TV and see mass chaos, hundreds of thousands dead due to a virus causing individuals to roam the streets in an undead state.

You have the contents of YOUR house to your hands, I wanna see some ingenious ideas and creations to help you fend off the Zombie hoard. Name your weapon creations and what types of fortifications you'd muster up if it happened tomorrow morning. ONLY use what you have!

QUICKLY, they'll soon have your house surrounded.

Good luck citizens.

chrispystix · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:02

I have 400 ml of compressed air (minus a few squirts tonight.)

Zombies hate it when you mess their hair up.... :mad:

Sone · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:03

1980's IBM Keyboard, one of the clicky ones, nothing comes close

SB118 · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:03

Yay! Zombie plan time!

Raikiri · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:05

I have a 12v bilge pump, some tubing and a release valve around here somewhere... I would fire cutlery at them.

vincent1989 · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:07

barracade my room, and hope my 360 doesnt get 3 red lights

Vonhelmet · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:10

Dr Martens with steel toecaps for close combat, if it comes to that.

Smack them upside the head with my guitars, if needs be.

Overwhelm them with the cuteness of my baby. (NB Ensure zombies do not eat baby)

Hit zombies over the head with saucepans. For bonus points, wedge saucepan on zombies head then hit pan with a wooden spoon.

Use unfeasibly large number of remote controls as projectile weapons.

If I can get to my shed, I could get a shovel and sharpen the edge of that for some head slicing.

Plug zombies into computer and use Spybot to unzombify them (Haw!).

Cybermyk · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:12

I'd scare them all away with my terrible guitar playing.

chrispystix · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:13

vonhelmet said:
Dr Martens with steel toecaps for close combat, if it comes to that.

Smack them upside the head with my guitars, if needs be.

Overwhelm them with the cuteness of my baby. (NB Ensure zombies do not eat baby)

Hit zombies over the head with saucepans. For bonus points, wedge saucepan on zombies head then hit pan with a wooden spoon.

Use unfeasibly large number of remote controls as projectile weapons.

If I can get to my shed, I could get a shovel and sharpen the edge of that for some head slicing.

Plug zombies into computer and use Spybot to unzombify them (Haw!).

That is the funniest thing I have read in ages.. I cant stop laughing

Naffa · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:15

I'd get the combine harvester out and on the go, get them nice and churned up.

Of course I'd be escorted by our tractors pulling plows and owning them. I'd also get the rifles out, God they wouldn't actually stand a chance.

Vonhelmet · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:18

naffa said:
I'd get the combine harvester out and on the go, get them nice and churned up. Of course I'd be escorted by our tractors pulling plows and owning them. I'd also get the rifles out, God they wouldn't actually stand a chance.

*checks location*

Ah, fair enough then.

Raikiri · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:21

naffa said:
I'd get the combine harvester out and on the go, get them nice and churned up. Of course I'd be escorted by our tractors pulling plows and owning them. I'd also get the rifles out, God they wouldn't actually stand a chance.

Can I come to your house? Mine is crap when it comes to weaponry... think I might buy that sword.

chrispystix · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:30

put free porn on after 10 to distract the zombies and then burst in with a disappointing look.

Naffa · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:45

You'd lure the zombies into your house? :confused:

wiltonson · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:46

vonhelmet said:
Dr Martens with steel toecaps for close combat, if it comes to that.

Smack them upside the head with my guitars, if needs be.

Overwhelm them with the cuteness of my baby. (NB Ensure zombies do not eat baby)

Hit zombies over the head with saucepans. For bonus points, wedge saucepan on zombies head then hit pan with a wooden spoon.

Use unfeasibly large number of remote controls as projectile weapons.

If I can get to my shed, I could get a shovel and sharpen the edge of that for some head slicing.

Plug zombies into computer and use Spybot to unzombify them (Haw!).

Most of the zombies would have died from laughing

vincent1989 · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:47

wiltonson said:
Most of the zombies would have died from laughing

afaik, the undead cant really 'die' again, it's a bit to late for that

Zefan · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:47

I was going to say I'd kill myself, then realised I'd be missing out on Zombie slaying action.

I'd charge my limit break bar up to it's max then unelash blade beam for 9999 damage on all targets.

Then I'd run

Pants · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:50

I would run out into the kitchen, pour tomarto ketchup over me, run to my back garden, roll around in some mud, then ruffle my hair up and rip my clothes for the final touches. I would be like a brother to them.

Unfortunately I am already a zombie.

vincent1989 · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:51

Pants said:
I would run out into the kitchen, pour tomarto ketchup over me, run to my back garden, roll around in some mud, then ruffle my hair up and rip my clothes for the final touches. I would be like a brother to them.

Unfortunately I am already a zombie.

dont click that link...

i did

Cybermyk · 14 Jun 2007 at 22:52

We could always throw our bad LP's or CD's at them