What I Did Last Night By Borris Aged 32 1/2

Borris · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:27

I did run home from work and I did get checked out by Ms Keira Knightley herself.

I knew it was her, as The Jaw™ came round the corner first (followed by Ms Knightley, two minders, a PA and a ligger or two).

In real life, she's a bit taller, a bit skinnier, and The Jaw™ is as prominent as ever.

Pointless GD post, I realise, but still - I was checked out by her and you weren't

Andelusion · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:29

Lucky ******.

Jaw or no jaw she's HAWT.

AJUK · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:31

I never told her she was allowed out, wait until I get home.

kitten_caboodle · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:32

Borris said:
In real life, she's a bit taller, a bit skinnier

Lucky she didn't turn sideways then or you'd have missed her!

Yas786 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:32

From seeing the pics of her in todays metro i have to ask, how could anyone find that skinny lass attractive?? :confused:

. Shes postively anorexic:cringe: plus shes a crap actress tbh.

Kell_ee001 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:34

kitten_caboodle said:
Lucky she didn't turn sideways then or you'd have missed her!

LMAO

Freefaller · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:35

Borris said:
I was checked out by her and you weren't

She's all yours mate.

LoadsaMoney · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:36

She's in the paper today, by she is thin, my knobs fatter. :eek:

TaKeN · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:37

LoadsaMoney said:
She's in the paper today, by she is thin, my knobs fatter.

ROFLMAO

She is too skinny though

Freefaller · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:38

TaKeN said:
She is too skinny though

I've seen fatter toothpicks before.

Tru · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:39

She's a very pretty girl, but does her face look too big to anyone else?

kitten_caboodle · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:40

LoadsaMoney said:
She's in the paper today, by she is thin, my knobs fatter.

that's no recommendation though

Tru said:
She's a very pretty girl, but does her face look too big to anyone else?

Proper Lollipop lady.

Andelusion · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:40

Her face probably does look big purely because of the fact she is really skinneh

Purdy face but aye she needs to eat some cheeseburgers tbh.

georges · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:41

Tru said:
She's a very pretty girl, but does her face look too big to anyone else?

I swear she's hotter than that normally.. my 10year old brother has bigger **** than that

William · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:41

bed of kick wouldn't her out still I .

kitten_caboodle · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:41

William said:
bed of kick wouldn't her out still I .

best not, she'd slip through the floorboards :eek:

Bill101 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:42

Freefaller said:
I've seen fatter toothpicks before.

I've seen more meat on a butcher's pencil

William · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:45

kitten_caboodle said:
best not, she'd slip through the floorboards

Good job I have carpet.

Andelusion · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:46

I really don't like thin girls but:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v67/Andelusion/keira_knightley_019.jpg

Aw. She's loveleh

Rich1988 · 4 Jul 2006 at 12:48

I like girls with a little more meat nothing nicer than a proper backside