**Killa_kens Ultimate guide to dating**

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***Killa_kens ULTIMATE guide to Nailing that WOHMAN!***

NOTE THE NEW TITLE SO DONT WINGE

Having been here for just under a month I've noticed a prominent theme that GD is full of relationship/girl/dating threads and peoples girly woes. so in my wisdom i have put together a guide for my fellow friends here at the OC of UK

You might be thinking "what position is this guy in to tell us about girls" well the answer is a good one so listen up :cool:

For those of you who watch Seduction school may also find many aspects taken from there.


Step 1 - The Location

Clubs -

Hotness of ladies - 6-8 depending on location inner London can have 10's
Looseness of ladies - 10/10 Very loose and often drunk
Likeliness of BF - 4/10 can happen but pretty rare imo
Overall - 7/10

Comments- Usually full of loose groups of women who are up for a laugh however there is rarely any classy ladies or some good material :cool: But if thats what you want clubs are the place to be :D

Coffee Shops/Cafes -

Hotness of Ladies - 10 London City has some very very good quality stuff
Looseness of ladies - 2/10 but thats a good think tbh
Likeliness of BF - 50/50 Not certain I've had a few brush offs and some goals
Overall - 8.5/10

Comments: Since i go to Kings i spend the majority of my time in central London and have found coffee shops / cafes and those restaurants by the Thames have some top quality goods and have been successful on numerous times. It also has lots of high flying chicks.... suga mamma :cool:

but if your gonna try central London for heavens sake SUIT UP pinstripes for added effect

The work Place-

1/10 DON'T DO IT I SAID NO YOU TOOL!

Out and about-

The variables in this are too large to rate but i have found in my research on the streets of London that there is some very nice ladies around , may i suggest the steps by Trafalgar square especially around 12-2 as many of the girls are sitting alone eating lunch on the steps a perfect opportunity to start up a convo

End of part 1...... Stay Tuned Folks

EDIT: when i said suit up i meant classy suit up NOT CARPHONE WAREHOUSE WORKER SUIT UP SO NO PINK UNLESS ITS CLASSY.

also carrying an empty laptop bag helps

Classy:
but ditch those white gloves

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Step 2 - Identify Target

Now the key to this is not to punch well above your weight, This is determined by a rating system usually out of 10. it is possible to try and pull above your weight however only by 1 or 2 points maximum. However someone who is a 9 can have 2 x 4.5's or 3 x 3's however this is not recommended.

for instance lets take this gentleman here:

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Clarkson is a good 8 not because he's good looking but because he's the coolest guy ever :cool:

However initial attraction is based purely on appearances so he would not get any of the following:

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8/10

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9/10

However Kietly would not be able to get girls such as Jenifer Garner or Monica Lewinsky :p

an easy way to assess yout hotness rating is to post a picture of your self in this thread and the kind folks here will give you a rating.

Alternatively look in the mirror when you first wake up and give your self a rating then +2 to this number
 
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Step 3 - The approach

This IS the most IMPORTANT part of the whole process so do as i say.

Eye Contact

Keep eye contact if she looks at you don't look away it tells her everything she needs to know. don't laugh or do anything pathetic just keep eye contact with a bad boy squint :cool:

Walk

Once target has been engaged with eye contact walk over not to quickly just casually and laid back. The pace should be around 45s/100m and try and keep eye contact. DONT walk like an idiot trying to be cool its a turn off and you'll luck a mug.

Smile

Once you reached the target smile, not a big cheesy grin and not a little 0.5s lip movement , try and make a smug grin with a wink , but not too smug or you'll look a mug.

Contact

Try and touch her arm or her lower back it makes them feel more comfortable and relaxed when speaking to you. but for heavens sake dont stroke the back of her neck

ASK

Ask if its ok to sit down with her don't just plonk your self down , it shows a bit of class and she'll think your a charmer. Once you've sat down dont cross your legs as i have observed before. sit in a relaxed yet curious position hands on the table is good. hands in your pockets and slouched is pathetic , get out of this thread

Initiate Target

Start talking , don't tell her your name until later. ask her simple things like where does she work , does she enjoy it , leave the questions open ended, it will make things less awkward. if she asks your name try and be sligh and say something like ill tell you mine once you let me take you out or something but only do that if you can pull it off.

Step 4 - Closing time

There are several options to close engagement with a target, below are some options.

The phone number:

A good solid option , at the end of the convo just give her your phone don't ask for anything just give her your phone she'll know exactly what to do with it. Then ring her from your phone so she has your number.

One of the slickest things I've done by far is get her number go to the bar and ring her and say you said call me sometime and i couldn't wait :cool: .... I nailed her to say the least.

Im sure you know but the std time before phoning is 48 hours.

The Instant date:

This is where you just ask if they'd like to go get an ice cream or sandwich and is an instant date. try to think of something good though not wanna go maccee dees for a cheese burger love?

Leave her hanging

A risky and dangerous move on your part but on the one occasion i tried it it was a successful evening ;) simply kiss her on the cheek and walk of and say speak to you soon, she'll be left wondering why you didn't ask for her number and for the rest of the night be thinking about you. after about an hour go back and ask for her number sligh but darn does it work :cool: just make sure she doesn't leave before you go back as someone i know has done

Step 5

NAIL HER :cool:
 
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hes an 8?

LOL are you kidding? he looks an utter muppet.. nice hair mate.. what happened did you find yourself at the back of a 747 as it took off? :p

this thread has 0 credibility now... :p
 
Girls love a guy in a suit, if you see one looking at you give them a glancing look but don't stare, they'll assess you in an instant. Confidence & being self-aware are the key. :)
 
Rosbif said:
hes an 8?

LOL are you kidding? he looks an utter muppet.. nice hair mate.. what happened did you find yourself at the back of a 747 as it took off? :p

this thread has 0 credibility now... :p
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had it of been a 747 id imagine it would have taken those ears off :)

What a pointless and silly thread!

Ive seen guys that would easily rate a 4 with women you could easily rate a 8-10!!

As for the majority of women in clubs being single, id say 50/50, at least.
 
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