Your all time favourite Joke

blighter · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:13

I got tired of all the odd 'day of the week' joke threads, so heres a place to post all your favourite jokes

Sorry if this has been done before.

My two favourite jokes:

What is red in colour and has the odour of green paint?

Red Paint.

and

How do you know the police are strong?

They can hold up traffic!

Gilly · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:14

Whats brown and sticky.

4T5 · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:20

What is Yellow & Fierce ?
Shark infested Custard.

First heard when i was 8 in the back of a Mk2 Tina 1600E :cool:

Many many eons ago.

JohnnyG · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:23

Ha ha, Dopey shagged a penguin.

blighter · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:24

JohnnyG said:
Ha ha, Dopey shagged a penguin.

JohnnyG · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:27

blighter said:

You mean you haven't heard the 7 Dwarfs and Nunnery joke? :eek:

Monkey Puzzle · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:30

Joke I heard today: Probably a bit soon (bad taste warning), but what the hell...

.........

JohnnyG · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:31

Too bad a taste for here...

Monkey Puzzle · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:33

Right okay.

Jonesiani · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:52

Why did the monkey fall out the tree....

Monkey Puzzle · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:57

Because it was tied to the first monkey?

Inoshishi · 27 Sep 2007 at 20:59

Two Elephants walk off a cliff........BOOM BOOM!

or

How do you get Picachu on a bus? Poke him on!

blighter · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:00

Inoshishi said:
Two Elephants walk off a cliff........BOOM BOOM!

or

How do you get Picachu on a bus? Poke him on!

Three elephants walk off a cliff.... boom boom shhh!

4T5 · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:09

Jonesiani said:
Why did the monkey fall out the tree....

Coz his post was deleted

doodah · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:35

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his bum? Warren

Welshy · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:52

No don't do this, I like reading the random joke threads

jojothemonkey69 · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:53

Originally Posted by Jonesiani View Post
Why did the monkey fall out the tree....

because he was dead?

Oddw1re · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:53

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?????

To meet his flat mate

G-MAN2004 · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:54

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

InvaderGIR · 27 Sep 2007 at 21:56

G-MAN2004 said:
What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

THE all time best joke, ever.

InvG