How should I style my hair and beard? [Now styled and with pics]

Gilly · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:34

I have bare clippers (no grade guard) and tape. I'm working nights, I'm bored, and I told our lass that I wasn't shaving my beard/hair until I scored a goal. She's been whinging because we've a big do tomorrow night and wants me looking tidy, so I want to take the ****

I've taken before pics and am working on getting them off my phone and uploaded. I want some ideas and I don't mind looking a **** in the name of entertainment

banja · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:37

What's the tape for?

Pho · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:37

Shave a straight line directly down the middle of your head/beard?

Rainmaker · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:38

Goatee and bald on top but leave the back and sides. Tell her you found religion

Gilly · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:38

banja said:
What's the tape for?

I'm thinking of sticking tape to my head and shaving over the rest, to leave patterns.

Pho said:
Shave a straight line directly down the middle of your head/beard?

I was thinking more 'leave a line' than 'shave a line', but good starter for 10

J1234 · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:39

Yeah do a pinstripe beard.

m@rty · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:40

Shave half of your hair and beard off leaving only one side.

loopylou · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

ying yang it, half beard one side, half hair the other

BrightonBelle · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

Crossing fingers for her that you score tomorrow

BB x

gumbald · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

m@rty said:
Shave half of your hair and beard off leaving only one side.

This.

Or shave the front/back only. Sides have more effect though.

Raikiri · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

m@rty said:
Shave half of your hair and beard off leaving only one side.

Remove one eyebrow as well for the complete effect.

Gilly · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

BrightonBelle said:
Crossing fingers for her that you score tomorrow

BB x

I scored last week, this is me cutting my hair

Morba · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:41

A.N.Other · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:42

Get some spray dye and make your head into an England flag by shaving all but a cross. It doesn't have to be permanent.

Gilly · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:43

Morba said:
mr t

This is a very real possibility, but I'm not sure how I'd manage the back.

A.N.Other said:
Get some spray dye and make your head into an England flag. It doesn't have to be permanent.

It is, however, 23:43 and I'm at work...

Pigeon_Killer · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:46

Get a mate to shave your whole head apart from two lines of hair directly opposite and in line with your eyebrows. Then get him to draw/paint two eyes, a nose and a mouth on the back of your head. You will now have two faces

Failing that, shave your eyebrows and tape over you eyes. You now have a back to front face

Arsey · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:54

Tape in a phallic shape

DanMc07 · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:59

shave one half of your head and shave the other half of your beard. It looks quite amusing in the flesh.

Mansize_tissue · 11 Apr 2008 at 23:59

Arsey said:
Tape in a phallic shape

I was just going to suggest shaving male genitalia into your head!

WHAT!!! · 12 Apr 2008 at 00:14

Go faster stripes on your face/head made of hair sounds like a plan to me lol

Wont your other half be abit angry though if you did something like that ? she wants you looking smart after all for a fancy do ?

What ever you decide make sure in addition to taking before and after pictures record in some form the reaction of your significant other hehe, maybe usualy in court if she decides to kill you for it lol

How should I style my hair and beard? [Now styled and with pics]

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