Women are morons

TangoSixteen · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:36

So... me and the other half are visiting a crazy remote spot on the far west coast of Scotland, that has a famous lighthouse.

We walked round to the front of it, and I was showing her the huuuge foghorn, and was saying I hope its not used anymore as it would rupture our ear drums to bits if it went off. (and it was misty too)

She then said... "wow, where does he stand though?"

Me:- "what??"

Her:- "The guy who makes it work

Me:- "wtf are you talking about?"

Her:- "Where does the guy stand to blow into it??"

Took me about 5 mins to stop laughing.

twist3d0n3 · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:45

is this national women say stupid things day?

Melm0 · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:51

On this day in 30 B.C. - Cleopatra, the seventh queen of Egypt, committed suicide.

So women do/say daft stuff day, surely

Cr0fty · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:54

Melm0 said:
On this day in 30 B.C. - Cleopatra, the seventh queen of Egypt, committed suicide.

So women do/say daft stuff day, surely

Augustus showed her how it's done!

Robbo · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:54

Your woman is, aye.

V4NT0M · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:58

SourChipmunk · 30 Aug 2010 at 17:59

I'm trying to figure out why you would risk standing in front of a foghorn not knowing if it was or was not disabled. :confused:

Emlyn_Dewar · 30 Aug 2010 at 18:06

Was it Cape Wrath you were at?
Wouldn't be as good seeing that on a foggy day.

Rich1988 · 30 Aug 2010 at 18:08

Raist said:
I'm trying to figure out why you would risk standing in front of a foghorn not knowing if it was or was not disabled.

you square!

willhub · 30 Aug 2010 at 18:10

They would be ok if it went off and they had their fingers rammed firmly into their ears surely?

Castiel · 30 Aug 2010 at 18:15

Robboftw said:
Your woman is, aye.

She must be....look at her previous choices...

Cosimo · 30 Aug 2010 at 18:44

Your woman asked you a question and you’re too thick to answer.

Jambo · 30 Aug 2010 at 19:05

TangoSixteen said:
and I was showing her the huuuge foghorn

Filth!

Castiel · 30 Aug 2010 at 19:08

TangoSixteen said:
So... me and the other half are visiting a crazy remote spot on the far west coast of Scotland, that has a famous lighthouse.

We walked round to the front of it, and I was showing her the huuuge foghorn, and was saying I hope its not used anymore as it would rupture our ear drums to bits if it went off. (and it was misty too)

She then said... "wow, where does he stand though?"

Me:- "what??"

Her:- "The guy who makes it work

Me:- "wtf are you talking about?"

Her:- "Where does the guy stand to blow into it??"

Took me about 5 mins to stop laughing.

She may well be smarter than you think. You sure it was that 'foghorn' she was refering to?

She has probably found out about that secret you have been keeping....

Sinny · 30 Aug 2010 at 19:12

I've been having mini laughs of my own.

***** *****: wine shud cum wiv a warning sign ! Temporary sightloss caused by blurred vision!!

Facebook status of the week, don't know why but It made me lol.

stockhausen · 30 Aug 2010 at 20:41

TangoSixteen said:
So... me and the other half ...

I think that this says something about the attraction between similar morons :confused:

SlugForAButt · 30 Aug 2010 at 20:47

Why is my wife a moron who can't make a decent decision to save her life when she's at home, yet earns fine money (lots more than me) at work for her decision making?
The most commonly heard word in our house is "oops" (it's now a standing joke) every time she does something daft.
It must be some weird girl thing.

G-Dubs · 30 Aug 2010 at 20:58

My good lady has what are called "oops crash tinkle tinkle" moments, usually when we're out shopping and never something cheap.

She once wiped out a whole display of tiles in B7Q by taking one from a rather strategic place in the display.

I heard this crash from a few lanes away and moments later her arm hooks through mine and there's a muttered "we have to leave now"

bhavv · 30 Aug 2010 at 21:42

Stuff · 30 Aug 2010 at 21:56

Sinny said:
***** *****: wine shud cum wiv a warning sign ! Temporary sightloss caused by blurred vision!!

Please, please tell that person that typing a few extra letters would have saved them from looking retarded.

Women are morons

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