Track your poop

matthewhotdude · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:01

http://www.flushtracker.com/

VFM Addict · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:05

Tried the link three times. Nothing happens. Does that mean I'm constipated... :eek:

EDIT - Works now. Phew....that feels better

Cosimo · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:10

LOL World Toilet Day.

There goes my poo.......

CURRENT SPEED:
4.34 MPH

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:14

Haha this is immense,

Iv just taken a dump, it would be rude not to track the nutty fella

mlbtheshow · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:14

Anyone else block the toilet each poo they have?

Im quite regular, 1 poo a day and I mean its massive... like 9-10 inches long easily, its always breaching the water surface... then theres the secondary fire which is more of a sachet to the side. But its like 4 Walls Sausages thick, god knows how I cant feel it in my gut before I unload, but its mental.

Problem is, never flushes, so in goes the hand to help it on its way. Puts me off poo'ing atm tbh.

kae2 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:15

Dear god I hope you're joking...

whitecrook · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:16

You should leave it there as a prize for the next person to use the loo.

Tefal · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:18

mlbtheshow said:
Anyone else block the toilet each poo they have?

Im quite regular, 1 poo a day and I mean its massive... like 9-10 inches long easily, its always breaching the water surface... then theres the secondary fire which is more of a sachet to the side. But its like 4 Walls Sausages thick, god knows how I cant feel it in my gut before I unload, but its mental.

Problem is, never flushes, so in goes the hand to help it on its way. Puts me off poo'ing atm tbh.

keep a wire coat-hanger next to the bog to chop it up?

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:20

Win tbh, I know where our local waste site is located, im just seeing if my poo arrives there on firefox

DISTANCE TRAVELLED:
0.99 MILES

CURRENT SPEED:
4.38 MPH

Morgoth · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:21

This is kinda cool.

Cosimo · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:21

Mines dropped speed and now travelling up the A4.

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:22

Mines speeding along, however its going in the opposite direction I thought it would be :\

converse_uprise · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:25

DJMK4 said:
Mines speeding along, however its going in the opposite direction I thought it would be :\

Mine too!
haven't got any toilet paper so I just clenched my buttocks and sucked it back up.

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:26

converse_uprise said:
Mine too!
haven't got any toilet paper so I just clenched my buttocks and sucked it back up.

Dude!

converse_uprise · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:28

DJMK4 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:29

converse_uprise said:

Now we all know where your username come from

Cosimo · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:35

Picking up speed now and turned south.

If only those people knew they lived over a sewer.

converse_uprise · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:35

DJMK4 said:
Now we all know where your username come from

Wouldn't that be faecal_uprise?

SexyGreyFox · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:39

This has the potential to be brilliant if only I can get on.
Millions of people must be tracking their poo.

marcus_667 · 17 Nov 2010 at 20:55

i dont have to track how fast mine is moving, i heard the sonic boom as it exited :eek: