Mmmmm Milk!

So they gargle cow milk for you... At first I thought it was breast milk on account of that breast milk ice cream.

I bet people actually buy this stuff.

I'm going to make a spoon with holes in it and market it as a weight loss tool.
 
Wow
Illegal for sale in the UK, constitutes the sale of bodily fluids
Gargling will actually contaminate your milk with a massive variety of virus, fungi and 300 different species of bacteria
I don't doubt their claim to be approved is lies.
Assume the site is lies and doesn't actually take sales, if they do.... wow.
 
lol
The buyer agrees that they are a responsible adult of sound mental and physical health at least 18 years of age as of the date of purchase, and they understand that White Power Milk is not sold or intended for human consumption.
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Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection.

WTF
 
Let me see if I understand this.

They look like they are gargling jizz and people buy this stuff and drink it?

I've got some chocolate I **** out of my backside if anyone wants to buy some.
 
ElliorR said:
Let me see if I understand this.

They look like they are gargling jizz and people buy this stuff and drink it?

I've got some chocolate I **** out of my backside if anyone wants to buy some.
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:D

"To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health"
 
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