What's the worst thing you've bashed your face into while sneezing?

asim18 · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:24

I almost gave myself a nosebleed bashing my face into my kneecap.

Which got me wondering, what have you bashed your face into while sneezing? A postbox? A steering wheel? Lets hear it.

Mickie · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:28

my hands

Aod · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:30

The corner of a cupboard door

Kneecap too

robfosters · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:31

Sausage and mash

smit101 · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:33

Flying snot

Castiel · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:35

I cant say I have bashed my head into anything when sneezing. It seems a strange thing to do....

panyan · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:36

Castiel said:
I cant say I have bashed my head into anything when sneezing. It seems a strange thing to do....

+1

SideWinder · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:36

Castiel said:
I cant say I have bashed my head into anything when sneezing. It seems a strange thing to do....

This.

dirtychinchilla · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:37

Castiel said:
I cant say I have bashed my head into anything when sneezing. It seems a strange thing to do....

Indeed.

I hate sneezing though. I can never breathe properly afterwards.

MouthBoy · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:37

Although not a sneeze, when I got into bed last night my misses had all the pillows. I went to yank one from under her but at the same time she lifted her head. I had so much force in the pull I just smacked my self in the face.

Hurt but I couldn't do anything about it as I was laughing so hard.

weringo · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:38

Even the most surprising sneezes I anticipate at least 2 seconds before occurence, I'm not sure how you could manage bashing you head into something as a result of one

gillywibble · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:39

Lady parts.

panyan · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:40

smeaney said:
Although not a sneeze, when I got into bed last night my misses had all the pillows. I went to yank one from under her but at the same time she lifted her head. I had so much force in the pull I just smacked my self in the face.

Hurt but I couldn't do anything about it as I was laughing so hard.

BRILLIANT

MooMoo444 · 17 Mar 2013 at 20:43

I just hold sneezes in with my mouth, so theres just a little tch sound.

No mess, no fuss.

Participant · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:13

gillywibble said:
Lady parts.

That doesn't seem so bad. Unless it was your gran or something.

Wizzfizz · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:14

Nothing worse than sneezing when you're mid flow having a pee.

dirtychinchilla · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:15

Wizzfizz said:
Nothing worse than sneezing when you're mid flow having a pee.

Yeah I hate sneezing at dinner.

Edit: hmm I thought it said pea!

Wizzfizz · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:16

That would be a pea!

twist3d0n3 · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:18

i've woken up with my arm straight up in the air before, subsequently my arm fell into my face

Participant · 17 Mar 2013 at 22:18

Rapidly discovering how dirtychinchilla got his name...he pees at the dinner table!