Man calls Solihull police to complain about prostitute's looks

RavenXXX2 · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:04

West Midlands Police said they were contacted by the caller who said he "wished to report her for breaching the Sale of Goods Act

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-22887138

Nymins · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:06

At least he has standards.

Calgar117 · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:06

Yeah saw the article myself was in fits

Suarez7 · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:06

I love a story like this, keeps you topped up on just how wacky the world is.

Cosimo · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:09

Hahaha. There’s one born every minute.

Tummy · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:09

That is hilarious.

DirtyJester · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:14

Wasn't that long ago someone in Bangor (I think) Co.Down rang 999 to complain the local Chinese takeaway wasn't answering their phone...

mattyg · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:16

What an absolute tool.

Its the sale of "Goods" act

Not services

Muppet

Strife212 · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:19

He wasn't saying the service was bad though, he was saying the goods were bad

Akagi · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:22

wow. xD

Stolly · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:25

Oh Hai, is that the coppers ? Yeah, I want to complain about this crack being rubbish init, no buzz or nuthin....who did I get it off ? Yeah, here's his number....

Akagi · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:26

Stolly said:
Oh Hai, is that the coppers ? Yeah, I want to complain about this crack being rubbish init, no buzz or nuthin....who did I get it off ? Yeah, here's his number....

Must have happened.

On Holiday · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:29

You can hear the call. Search westmidlandspolice on soundcloud or Facebook if you can't find it.

MooMoo444 · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:30

mattyg said:
What an absolute tool.

Its the sale of "Goods" act

Not services

Muppet

She's still selling her goods

Vampyre · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:31

There's audio as well in the links underneath the article, I'm not posting them though in case there is swearies!

Frenzy · 13 Jun 2013 at 17:48

Vampyre said:
There's audio as well in the links underneath the article, I'm not posting them though in case there is swearies!

No swearies, was hilarious though. He genuinely thought he was in the right by calling the police.

Xordium · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:42

YarwoodUK said:
Search westmidlandspolice on soundcloud

OMG some of the others on there! :eek:

Subliminal Aura · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:48

I haven't laughed this hard for a while....

EDIT: OK found it

Schlong&Stable · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:49

Stolly said:
Oh Hai, is that the coppers ? Yeah, I want to complain about this crack being rubbish init, no buzz or nuthin....who did I get it off ? Yeah, here's his number....

There is a slight difference, in that crack is illegal, prostitution is not.

Greebo · 13 Jun 2013 at 18:51

Xordium said:
OMG some of the others on there!

I know. I couldnt beleive the woman who wanted a password for her laptop lol