10 year challenge

[Diddums]

As I'm a cavedwelling ogre I've obviously missed all this rubbish but there are a few people on my faceballs that are bleating on about it which under any other circumstances would get them unfriended / unfollowed (I'm gangsta me, commitment is for pussies) but they're hot and do that duck bill pout thing so they're there for a giggle when I'm bored of looking at used 2 stroke motorcycles, and they post this rubbish.

Why? Does anyone care? Is this just more narcissistic look-at-me crap?

 

[Diddums]

I imagine that Facebook and others care very much. With the resources that they've invested into facial recognition they now have a high number of links back to recognise images from 10 years ago. A tin foil moment might also suggest that they might also be able to recognise images from all the years in-between, and now recognise you in the future with predictive ageing.

Who knows. I treated it as crap, ignored it and moved on.

Well they're gonna have their work cut out on me as I transform in to a fat balding middle aged man with a silver beard.

 

[Diddums]

i could take a pic showing the sag of my baws now and from 10 years ago (please don't ask why i have a pick of my danglers from 10 years ago)......if anyone's interested? #saggyageingbaws

'Gwan then, put your baws where your mouth is!

 

[Diddums]

Reminds me of my first ever memory of a Playboy magazine, probably circa 1990. It's a cartoon of a chap stepping out of an elevator only to see his bawsaq hanging out the bottom of his trousers, to which he exclaims "my gosh that was a fast elevator".

 

[Diddums]

you sure that wasn't 'The Beast' hanging down

Earthworm Jim.

 

[Diddums]

That was a meme someone made, Facebook already has way more data for that than this "challenge" would ever give them, they've been in existence for 15 years and have a vast dataset of photos with people tagged in over that time period.

Here we are having a laugh and a giggle at Kwango's winky and Mr Logic comes in here like a beige missionary position bull just quietly browsing the china shop


Remember i told you to bottle up some good dowie? Go drink that. Your insolence is unacceptable.

 

[Diddums]

Only he calls it the beast, don't worry. We cyber all the time and it only just manages to peep above his desk like a little one eyed periscope.

He even says "peekaboo" on occasion, as a treat.

 

[Diddums]

What I don't get is why would they want to look like a duck?

I've spoke to many (male) friends, not one has said they find it attractive in any way. Rather the opposite.

Women don't dress hot for men. They do it to dress hotter than other women.

 

[Diddums]

Apologies, I'll go back to being immature now:

Touche, well played

 

[Diddums]

that's not even a semi mate and i do that so you don't feel bad about yourself......i'm such a caring guy.

Thanks buddy. I knew you were always a good'un

 

[Diddums]

Very true.

Even the wife was talking about getting her lips done, its only because half her mates have.

I've told her it's a straight no!

Mine too. I'm on the fence. I think it looks stupid but I've no idea how it affects... erm... other things.

 

[Diddums]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2274707809518054

Don't laugh, it's racist. You bloody racists you.

 

[Diddums]

Can't be good with no movement surely?

I dunno. You wanna volunteer someone who's had it done, for comparison and science?



Also, you coming racing on GTA tonight?

 

[Diddums]

What's the ******* challenge here? You didn't know about it 10 years ago! Can't have been much of a challenge to stay alive for 10 years.

I wish I could mute 10 year challenge from my entire life.

Why? These social media things are immeasurably helpful. It helps you figure out, completely unbeknownst to anyone else, who the morons are.

People who bring these things up are idiots.

Oh....