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Here's the plan. No starcraft 2 tutorial. No 'having a quick play'. No 'Beta-participants'.

On the day of launch, I reckon we should organise

'Britter's ultra-noob retardo 8 player OC starcraft 2 cup challenge'.

I just think the thought of 8 people who don't have a ruddy clue what they're doing, first game EVER, may make for much hilarity, and 'OMG I've just created some big thing and I haven't a clue what it is' and 'wtf is attacking my base? :) ' moments of fun.

So - who is in? It is on your honour that you have 'never even had a sneak-peek at how to play the game', you DIDN'T play the tutorial. You HAVEN'T had a couple of quick skirmishes before you play - and you join my lobby!

All in the name of rather daft fun as we fluster about like hopeless idiots thinking 'I don't even know what half these buttons do WHOA I'VE TELEPORTED! WHOOPS! :) ! And an experience you'll never be able to repeat once you know the game (at all) - just the kind of thing you may look back at in a few months and smile about (I did what?!, created 15 unarmed, empty transporters and attacked the enemy with them? - LOL!)

I'll record the game for prosperity. Watching 8 completely hopeless 'spanking-new' players (myself included) flap around might be fun in the future as well as on the date!

So, anyone want to join me for the challenge? :)

Britters.
 
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I would be up for this too.

I have to admit I had the beta and loaded it up once, never fought an enemy though, I just built units for 5mins. That was a few months ago, so I am still completely clueless. Can I join?
 
Heh not to worry.

Might not be able to get this on release anyways due to money issues. I do have a lot of games to play anyways so I might get it in some sort of sale or something.
 
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