I'm not going booooo!
Sold the Alpina, Sold the Cerbera, Z3M is nearly sold.
And I don't think my boss would appreciate an 08 MB E Class being taken around the ring!
Good excuse, alternatively you could use one of the following:
- It's too far away, I've never left England except for that schooltrip to Normandie - that was scary.
- It's too scary, I might die.
- My gf is pregnant.
- The cat is dying.
- Grannie has a cold.
- Oh ****, my policy says I'm not covered on the Nurburgring.
- I don't speak German.
- I don't speak French either.
- They drive on the right, but my car is RHD.
- McDonalds isn't quite the same on the continent.
- I hear you need a first aid kit, triangle and spare bulb set - I can't afford those.
- I would, but I'd rather go next year when I have a faster car.
- I hear that Spa is better anyway, I'm well going there instead.
- My car wouldn't make it, it has a bit a of a rattle and I hear that there are no mechanics in Germany.
- I wet the bed and don't want my mates, who I'd be sharing a room with, know.
- They're all ******* nazis over there.
- It's too busy, it'd be rubbish actually driving on a track with other people.
- I'm incompetent on the road, would crash and hear that repairs to the track are expensive.
- It might rain, you can't drive on a track if it rains.
- My girlfriend has me on a leash, but I do wear the trousers really.
- My girlfriend wants to go to Florida/Aiya Napa, I can't afford to.
- I only want the sticker, and they're £3.99 on eBay - that's cheaper than the shop at the track!
...rather than being one of the many 'I'll *definitely* go next year' types.