25 thing every man should know

ugatennis08 · 30 Dec 2007 at 22:06

LMFAO I'm so doing a few of those!

MHayes · 30 Dec 2007 at 22:07

LOL chill people, firstly it is obviously aimed at someone with a girlfriend, not exactly the same as a long term relationship....

JodieO · 30 Dec 2007 at 22:08

ethos said:
Just a bit of fun guys, no need to take it all so seriously

Like any of us are actually going to go out and beat our girlfriends/wifes from reading this "advice". (Unless of course she talks without being talked to first).

If you don't find them funny simply click back and let the people who enjoy this sort of humour have a laugh!!

Give me my click back then

PinkFloyd · 31 Dec 2007 at 00:47

ethos said:
(Unless of course she talks without being talked to first).

*giggles*

*then hides*

PardonTheWait · 31 Dec 2007 at 00:52

CBS is actually the most masterful troll that's ever lived.

He truly is the internet arguing Doctor David Banner.

Hades · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:09

I want my 20 seconds back

decmatt · 31 Dec 2007 at 01:16

Thought OP was brilliant

Archibald0 · 31 Dec 2007 at 02:47

Luvin it

One i had a good chuckle at

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

Meridian · 31 Dec 2007 at 06:29

MHayes said:
LOL chill people, firstly it is obviously aimed at someone with a girlfriend,

I disagree: it's clearly aimed at people who DON'T have a girlfriend.

M

James07 · 31 Dec 2007 at 06:34

A good way to get rid of any girl you dont want to be with.

SkeeterUK · 31 Dec 2007 at 06:41

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

Classic.

NightSt@lk3r · 31 Dec 2007 at 07:24

Meridian said:
I disagree: it's clearly aimed at people who DON'T have a girlfriend.

M

I disagree, it's clearly aimed at anyone who has a sence of humor.

Doosht · 31 Dec 2007 at 08:28

excellent

Spyhop · 31 Dec 2007 at 10:07

26. Don't speak to her all day then mess her face up with a smashed bottle ololololol amirite guys

Duke · 31 Dec 2007 at 10:11

ethos said:
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like Xbox.

Cybermyk · 31 Dec 2007 at 10:18

semi-pro waster said:
Am I the only person who noticed there is no #21? Is that to prove that no 'real' man should be able to count and I've just failed?

#21 was that you don't talk about Fight Club. But this goes without saying