3 little pigs

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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is.

They think so logically.




A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...

'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be ******, A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room.
 
Nice picture.

You know, you could totally remove the starred-out sweary and the sentence would be twice as effective.

"Well I'll be... a talking pig!"
 
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6 year olds don't think logically!

It took me hours to explain to my boy that there was no such thing as Santa, The Tooth Fairy, magic, Jesus or Power Rangers. Trying to teach him that the Teletubbies were just people in suits was impossible because a 6 year old has no concept of an actor playing a character. IDIOT!
 
6 year olds don't think logically!

It took me hours to explain to my boy that there was no such thing as Santa, The Tooth Fairy, magic, Jesus or Power Rangers. Trying to teach him that the Teletubbies were just people in suits was impossible because a 6 year old has no concept of an actor playing a character. IDIOT!
Down to how they're raised.

If they're raised by religious idiots who want to fool their kid into a false sense of reality. It'll be hard, if not, theres no problem anyway.
Trouble is, theres so many of them it's difficult.

Oh and before you complain, happiness doesn't come from being lied to.
 
I have seen so many three little pigs jokes and alterations of the story over the years that I completely forgot what the original story was, even the moral. So I figured I'd look it up and share it here.

*** Completely on-topic post warning ***

The Three Little Pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs and the time came for them to leave home and seek their fortunes.

Before they left, their mother told them "Whatever you do, do it the best that you can because that's the way to get along in the world.

The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said "Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig.

But of course the wolf did blow the house in and ate the first little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of sticks.

"Let me in ,Let me in little pig or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in" "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin", said the little pig. But the wolf blew that house in too, and ate the second little pig.

The wolf then came to the house of bricks.

"Let me in, let me in" cried the wolf, "Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in."

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pigs.

Well, the wolf huffed and puffed but he could not blow down that brick house.

But the wolf was a sly old wolf and he climbed up on the roof to look for a way into the brick house.

The little pig saw the wolf climb up on the roof and lit a roaring fire in the fireplace and placed on it a large kettle of water.

When the wolf finally found the hole in the chimney he crawled down and KERSPLASH right into that kettle of water and that was the end of his troubles with the big bad wolf.

The next day the little pig invited his mother over . She said "You see it is just as I told you. The way to get along in the world is to do things as well as you can." Fortunately for that little pig, he learned that lesson. And he just lived happily ever after!
 
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