48 Hour live code giveaway

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Just post a joke, bad or good!

One thats gets the best laugh wins, deadline: Midday Sunday, code will be sent via trust to the winner.
 
"I don't think my wife likes me very much. When I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."

It's a cracker!
 
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street , and had a drink in Mars bar.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
 
hehe there will be another in a few days, sold a few old games recently and found these codes inside the boxes as I never used 'em!

Will just think up a different criteria..! :)
 
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