A Curve Ball

Imagine going on a first date and you’ve told the lucky lady you drive a Masser, then you arrive in a cloud of diesel soot with a knocking bottom end.
No happy ending for you sunshine.
ive been married 20yrs.....first date aint happening ever, even if i get divorced or single for any reason. Also i wouldnt be driving a car with clouds of diesel and knocking big ends
 
Just my opinion, but you’d have to be a full on dribbling mental to even consider buying that monstrosity.
It literally got nothing going for it, bar the name.
This is basically my opinion, but I was trying to be polite! :cry:
What do you two drive? im guessing people may same the same about the cars your dibbly dobbling around in
 
Not sure id personally spend the money on a diesel mazza, and I know a tech whos works for Mazza, i know these repairs can cost a pretty penny.

Go balls to the wall and get a quattroporte. Just keep a couple of grand aside for the inevitable repair bills :cry:
 
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The first 3 kill polar bears and kittens, the Leaf makes me feel better about it.
You'd have a lot of time to contemplate if you had a mazza when you're stood at the side of the road waiting for recovery. Assuming it makes it off the drive often enough.
 
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