Poll: A funny?

[Deep]

My sister has been engaged to a footballer for over ten years.


Come on Diego, marry Donna.

 

[Stewy]

*sigh*

 

[Bennie-Mac]

A No.

 

[cm1179]

go on, get out

 

[JBuk]

I usually hate it when people reply asking for a ban on the op but tbh that joke is so pathetic I think you should be made an example of

 

[Bennie-Mac]

My chinese friend died recently, nobody showed up for his funeral.

Unbereaveable...

 

[Murray]

I usually hate it when people reply asking for a ban on the op but tbh that joke is so pathetic I think you should be made an example of

 

[magicoi]

Just go while you still can.

 

[davedudes]

Eh?

 

[Deep]

I thought this would have been a success

 

[Shayper]

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage.

 

[Deep]

Now, you cannot deny my joke was better than the one above

 

[Shayper]

Of course

What's white, and can't climb trees?

A fridge.

 

[PhillyDee]

1 star. Purely as I cannot have minus stars.

 

[Tefal]

that's far too short.

Now i happen to know quite a good long joke...

 

[Tonyator]

For the love of god don't do it Tefal!!!

 

[Shayper]

PLEASE NOT NATE! PLEASE GOD NO!

In other news, what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheelbarrow?

Run Over.

/thread

 

[Bennie-Mac]

I hate you sometimes Tefal

 

[Macky]

Never gets old Tefal..

I find it funny that after all that, this is the punchline:

Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone.
Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake.

 

[Tefal]

read it you know how awesome it is.