A Little Bit of Advice

[Calabi]

When treading on a mine, throw yourself a few hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.



Anyone else got some general advice?

 

[HummuH1]

Not very clever or funny, if that was the intention.

 

[Andelusion]

wat

 

[britboy4321]

If your gun is jammed, look down the barrel and try again to see if you can see the problem.

^ is that kind of what we're doing? ^

 

[-BA-]

Here's some good general advice. This thread is going nowhere fast.

 

[platinum87]

Anyone else got some general advice?

If you see a family, and they are making noise and thus disrupting your operation in the area who do you shoot first, the Mother, the Father or the child?

The answer is you shoot the mother first, then the child, then the father..

Its about who would run away, if you shoot mother, child runs to mother, father runs to child

 

[Viper²]

When treading on a mine, throw yourself a few hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.



Anyone else got some general advice?

**** off.

 

[J.B]

When treading on a mine, throw yourself a few hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.



Anyone else got some general advice?

Dont steal jokes off Blackadder?

 

[Calabi]

Fair enough, I'll get me coat.

 

[V4NT0M]

Terrible thread is terrible.

 

[Infam0us]

If you see a family, and they are making noise and thus disrupting your operation in the area who do you shoot first, the Mother, the Father or the child?

The answer is you shoot the mother first, then the child, then the father..

Its about who would run away, if you shoot mother, child runs to mother, father runs to child

lolplatinum87

 

[Cosimo]

Anyone else got some general advice?

Next time try posting something funny.

The minefield is that way.......

 

[Makunouchi]

I kind of hate it when the naysayers pitch up before anyone else and completely ruin a thread. I don't know why you take it upon yourselves to become the judges and arbiters of this forum. We have Dons for that.

You are not Dons.

So what if the thread wasn't very original or funny, if it's not a good thread it will slip onto page 2 and you won't have to worry yourself about it. Let natural thread selection take place.

 

[Calabi]

I thought it was funny, I hadnt heard it before.

You miserable lot.

 

[Brian Stuart]

When treading on a mine, throw yourself a few hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.



Anyone else got some general advice?

Yes, with the number of soldiers treading on mines at the moment post your infantile and disrespectful attempts at humour elsewhere

 

[h00fzilla]

George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a
mine, what do we do?

Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet
into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

 

[p4radox]

If you see a family, and they are making noise and thus disrupting your operation in the area who do you shoot first, the Mother, the Father or the child?

The answer is you shoot the mother first, then the child, then the father..

Its about who would run away, if you shoot mother, child runs to mother, father runs to child

 

[Apachegunface]

Blackadder - Genius! Goes Forth Especially! My humour down to a tee - Dry, sarcastic wit!

 

[Apachegunface]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ

Mega!